Most Helpful Guy
Eh I don't have a crush right now. I did recently though but she turned out to be gay after a confession lmao which was awkward but hilarious.
I'm into VERY unique personality traits that most women do not have. I do not get crushes often. It's incredibly rare when I feel a connection with a woman. When I find one I'm locking that woman down seriously. I really don't care much what she looks like because personality is what's most important to me.2
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Story time. Warning... I spin a good yarn so it's going to be long.
My mom is an accountant. Her boss invested in some condos being developed in Costa Rica. Because my mom was a senior employee at the time (and because she gifted him with $80/cut steaks every Christmas lol) he asked her to go down for three weeks to "supervise construction" of the site. So my family packed up and went to Costa Rica for 3 weeks over Christmas.
Then we went again the next year. This time, unknown to myself, she asked our family attorney to come because my parents were interested in purchasing a condo at one of the developments.
That's the background story.
Now to how we met.
It was the next Christmas. We again went down for 3 weeks. I was laying in a lounge chair on the pool deck reading The Stand and being all cool with these ice blue sunglasses that I bought off a beach salesperson (said sunglasses absolutely melted to my face and left blue lines all over it but whatevs) and I looked up to see this family, a man, woman, and boy, walking on the other side of the pool. The boy was the only one near my age at the resort.
They came over and said hi. The man invited me to come with him and this boy to the ocean. Me, being a very bitchy I'm-too-cool-and-my-shit-don't-stink 14 year old, said no.
They went. My dad smacked me with his book and was like, "Get your butt in the ocean and make friends!"
So I was like, "I can go in the ocean and not talk to them!" So I went. Still being this "cool" 14 year old.
And the ocean was like, "'Sup, bitch, your shit DOES stink!" and this 8 foot wave decided to bowl me over and I crashed into this boy and he was very alarmed at suddenly wearing a girl as a sash.
And that's how we met. It wasn't until literally 2 years later that we figured out that our meeting and finding out we were from the same hometown wasn't actually the stars aligning and an act to fate. It was an act of his father being my family attorney. Which is much more lame :p
That's our story.1