How can I be the man in the relationship when my girlfriend can fart & burp better than I can?


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Most Helpful Girl

  • Ummmm you're a man? So you are the man in the relationship unless there is another man involved somehow...

    And no, I'm not being obtuse, I get what you're saying, but it's a moot point.

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Most Helpful Guy

  • Alright, let's get down to business... You must be swift as a coursing river. You must have all the force of a great typhoon. You must have all the strength of a raging fire. Lastly, be mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

    Heed my every order!

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What Girls Said 1

  • Fuck her. She doesn't have the dick, you do. Problem solved.

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