How do women poop?

Xper 7 Age: 30

Do they get in the bathroom really quick and then gtfo? Never witnessed a female poop. I'm beginning to think women don't poop at all.

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geo_logy Follow
Xper 5 Age: 36 , mho 41%

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Honestly because of guys like you (not even a men yet) most men get treated as if they are jerks/idiots... what kind of question ia it you're asking?

Your question only puts you on the spot, you are ignorant and definitely imature/inexperienced!

I apologize to you ladies that my gender is very stupid sometimes, have in mind we are not all like this guy!

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- tony72722
  
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  Oh gawd. lol
  
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- geo_logy
  
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  "Oh gawd" what dude? Grow up men, stop making a fool off of you. If you are going to ask a question do it from an educated point of view; with purpose just so you don't sound so stupid.
  
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- tony72722
  
  +1 y
  You are ridiculous to take this question so seriously lol. To degrade me as a man because of it? Just lol.. get a life. Relax. Men is plural by the way and in this context you would be using the singular form which is man. I guess I'm actually the educated one. 0_0
  
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- tony72722
  
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  You messed that up twice by the way. Why I'm calling you out on it. "(not even a men yet)" and "Grow up men, stop making a fool off of you."
  
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- geo_logy
  
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  Too late pal, you still making yourself sound like a fool. And degrading you is not even necessary you are doing it to yourself. 🤔
  
  I don't need a life bro, I got one already 😜
  
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- tony72722
  
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  I suppose you need to have the last word to feel better. I'll let you have it.
  
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gray_sailor Follow
Yoda Age: 57 , mho 59%

+1 y

Have a look at this...
https://youtu.be/ZKLnhuzh9uY

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- tony72722
  
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  LMAO. mho..
  
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- gray_sailor
  
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  Thanks for the MHO.
  
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- OpenWine
  
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  Her voice anoys my shit
  
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Elizabeth21__ Follow
Xper 6 Age: 22 , mho 57%

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Well, we sit on the toilet, and shit. BUT: our shits are not normal shits-- they are sugar and spice and everything nice.

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- tony72722
  
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  LOL. I like this answer
  
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Anonymous
(25-29)

+1 y

$tealthy $hitters FTW!

Do you seriously want to know we discretely defecate or should I leave it a mystery?

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- tony72722
  
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  Leave it a mystery ahahah
  
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- Opinion Owner
  
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  Haha good. I love mysteries :P
  
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RedRobin Follow
Master Age: 31 , mho 45%

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I can't believe this question is actually being asked. I feel sorry for the next generation of this isn't a troll.

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- tony72722
  
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  I'm srs though.
  
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- clampfan101
  
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  Tell me about it. Especially at his age. 😕
  
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- tony72722
  
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  @clampfan101 Don't white knight bro.. Don't do it.
  
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- clampfan101
  
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  Don't do what?
  
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- fondue
  
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  I'M sorry for the next generation if this IS their idea of "trolls"
  
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Anonymous
(25-29)

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We don't poop. The feces goes to our boobs instead. So bigger boobs = more poop.

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- tony72722
  
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  this makes sense
  
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meatballs21 Follow
Master Age: 44

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They don't! Their butts are beautiful and pristine places there to look nice and serve sexual purposes.

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- tony72722
  
  +1 y
  LOL. well said my man.
  
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Anonymous
(45 Plus)

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Trust me it stinks just as bad as ours and no quicker

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9mfeo Follow
Guru Age: 32 , mho 41%

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If women didn't defecate, they would die.

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- tony72722
  
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  Leave it up to 9mfeo to be the buzzkill. lmao
  
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- 9mfeo
  
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  #facts
  
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- tony72722
  
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  Lol jk 9mfeo I like your feisty answers on here. Engineering major crew checkin in.
  
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- 9mfeo
  
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  Honey, I'm not feisty. I'm a super villain.
  
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- tony72722
  
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  Lol that was a feisty ass rebuttal. You continue to impress me 9mfeo.
  
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BrieLove Follow
Xper 7 Age: 24 , mho 32%

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1. Go to bathroom
2. Let it out
3. Wash hands
4. Walk out
5. Act like it never happened.

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Applefan1 Follow
Guru Age: 41 , mho 52%

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1. Walk to the toilet.
2. Push.
3. Let the poop out.
4. When they are done they wipe.
5. Wash their hands.
6. Walk out and carry on with their day.

Just the same way men poop.

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TheDevilInside Follow
Guru Age: 35 , mho 37%

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394 opinions shared on Dating topic.

I know people who sit with magazines in the bathroom. As for me, I only go if I have to. I don't wait around sitting on the toilet for an hour.

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atomique Follow
Guru Age: 32

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Yes :^)
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Anonymous
(30-35)

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When I'm on my period I queef blood clots and my poop comes out smooth and light brown. When I'm not on my period and I poop I flush as many times as I can to get rid of the smell.

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- tony72722
  
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  You queef blood clots lmao you are fcking nasty
  
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Do_It_with_Spam Follow
Xper 5 Age: 34

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this should help...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxxsP7VWVN8

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vouge Follow
Xper 4 Age: 24

+1 y

like guys do... women are humans to you know lol we aren't borks

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Anonymous
(36-45)

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have you "witnessed" many guys pooping?

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Anonymous
(25-29)

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generally, we eat our fruits and vegetables, so we go real quick ;)

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- Sebers12
  
  8 mo
  Men eat fruits and vegetables too!
  
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Anonymous
(30-35)

+1 y

Girls do not poop. Their anus is for anal sex only.

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- Sebers12
  
  New 1 y
  I hope men don't think this way.
  
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AmazingMeIsNotOnFire Follow
Xper 3 Age: 23

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Tbh, I just sit on the toilet playing on my phone for an hour!! XD

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- tony72722
  
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  An hr? thats intense
  
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tashasei Follow
Xper 5 Age: 29 , mho 67%

+1 y

"Never witnessed a female poop"
Me neither.

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Lady7 Follow
Yoda Age: 28

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How is this even a question? -__-"

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- tony72722
  
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  I'm srs.
  
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apple24 Follow
Master Age: 28

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5.6K opinions shared on Dating topic.

its healthy and normal

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- tony72722
  
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  Woah.. apple you have a real pic.
  
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- apple24
  
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  why do you sound surprise? Does this usually happen to girls on gag?
  
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- tony72722
  
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  No I just always saw your little apple picture lol.
  
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- apple24
  
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  hahah... oh... bad day to do face reval i see!
  
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- tony72722
  
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  No lol you look good.
  
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Anonymous
(30-35)

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Bitches just stealthy about it.

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- tony72722
  
  +1 y
  I sware sloots have become pros.
  
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- Opinion Owner
  
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  Lol.
  
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chrisbigman Follow
Guru Age: 39

+1 y

Probably very similar to guys?

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Anonymous
(30-35)

+1 y

Men are so weird...

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- tony72722
  
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  Well I'll tell you whats weird.. Not pooping. We men at least take shits.
  
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- clampfan101
  
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  Not all of us, but quite a bit many it would seem... 😕
  
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- tony72722
  
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  @clampfan101 You're being a white knight bro. Don't do it..
  
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- clampfan101
  
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  I don't even know what being a white knight means in this situation...
  
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- DBAOracle
  
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  @clampfan101 A white-knight more or less means you're essentially agreeing with anything a girl says.
  
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- clampfan101
  
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  @DBAOracle Well then, I'm not white knighting. I simply agree.
  
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- tony72722
  
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  @consultantisback
  @polocrew
  
  Is this bro a WK or what?
  
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- DBAOracle
  
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  @clampfan101 That's simply what it is, agreeing. I mean, she said Men are weird and you were like many of us are. That's super white-knighting, dude.
  
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- clampfan101
  
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  I'm not being a white knight.
  
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- tony72722
  
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  @clampfan101 static.dyp.im/.../...8c8fd0f4bb6d97be67c42d5ad.gif
  
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- ConsultantIsBack
  
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  WK spotted.
  What shall I do with him sir? Your orders pls?
  
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- tony72722
  
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  @ConsultantIsBack Call him a beta cuck and tell him to gtfo and join the misc so he can start working on getting rid of his beta tendencies.
  
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- ConsultantIsBack
  
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  @clampfan101 Per orders from @tony72722, you need to join misc to remove beta tendencies.
  Please report your progress weekly to me. Thank you sir.
  
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