I'd reach into my pants and pull out my wallet crammed with hundred dollar bills and credit cards. Then as I slid my wallet back into my pants, I'd haul out my enormous 18 x 8 inch monster and put it next to a ruler for her to gaze upon. Sliding that back into my pants, I'd flip back my long golden hair and dazzle her with my perfect smile. Then, in my deep manly voice I'd say, "honey come ride with me to Tahiti in my pprivate jet."
I'd find a big box, prop it up with a stick tied to some string, and I'd probably put some wine and chocolate underneath the box. Maybe a shoe catalog. and I'd hold on to the string and hide... and wait.
Since Mia Khalifa is common street trash, I assume all I'd need to do is hang my cock out of my pants with a C-Note strung from my glans and spin my dingdong around like a windmill in front of her face.
She's married to some marine and got out of flipping burgers to cuckold the guy, and I can't say that I want the same thing.
Just look at the pic. She positioned the camera in such a way to reveal as much cleavage as possible, she even left out part of her head to accomplish that. The glasses also look like they're not even prescription.
Any girl who is *that* insecure and desperate for attention isn't worth it, in my book.