I'm just wondering, on behalf of all the straight A+ students out there
Most Helpful Guy
It's the face that draws me in and the intelligence that keeps me (along with being able to cook, listen, be nice to my friends and family, present her well, being able to cook deliciously good food as well as being a tigress during sexy time... a la Borat :) )1
Most Helpful Girl
You're screwed. Sorry. Learn to talk in words of no more than two syllables... I mean, use short words... and don't overemphasize... er... don't point out your accomplishments... er.. don't brag... and be sure to reinforce their desirability... um I mean... make them feel good about themselves.
First version: "learn to talk in words of less than two syllables, don't point out your accomplishments and be sure to reinforce their desirability."
Second version: "Use short words, don't brag, make them feel good about themselves."
Teach yourself to be the second version girl except at work or school.1
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