My girlfriend moved in with me 2 weeks ago and she's not shy about farting. She'll even make faces when she farts and laugh about it. She farts so loud that I often question my masculinity. I didn't even know girls could fart like that. She even farts on me sometimes and thinks it hilarious. I thought I was gonna throw up one night because she kept farting in the bed and it smelled like rotten eggs. I don't understand how something so vile can come out of something so pretty. I told her she farts too much and she just said "oh well shut up" How can I get her to stop?
Just ask her to kick it down a notch. You can't just tell a girl to stop farting and no, we aren't supposed to just hold it in. Don't tell her she farts too much because that can very easily be taken in joking manner, just ask her, politely, if she can stop farting on you.
Otherwise you obviously have conflicting interests (you want a girl who doesn't fart often and she wants to be able to let loose) so you might be better off apart.
LOL she's human she's gonna fart. you can't MAKE her stop. if she thinks its hilarious then obviously she's a little immature just tell her you dont like it when she does that and if she doesn't stop then she has no consideration for your feelings and is too immature for you. lol
Why on earth would girls be supposed to hold that in? It's totally normal and healthy to get it out, so it's really no big deal. Her actually farting on you is pretty disrespectful though so I guess instead of saying she farts too much, you should try just asking if she can not do it on you.
... Well I fart a lot but I can't see myself doing that in public. It's a problem if they smell though, maybe she has some serious health issues. Mine don't smell at least, but they can be loud as hell lol
If you don't like to be farted on then she should not do it. She has no need to actually fart on you. However, you can't tell her to stop farting as it is normal, natural and very healthy for her to be pushing her farts out. Did you know that usually women's farts do reek much worse than men's farts do because women's farts generally have much higher levels of sulphur gases in them than mens farts and that is what gives the rotten egg smell. This has been proven as fact. You can't get her to stop because it is waste that her body needs her to let out the moment she gets it. She is only doing what is normal and natural by farting and letting it go.
Everybody farts. Holding in farts is very dangerous. If a person holds their farts too long, it can lead to spontaneous human combustion. The only way to slow this down is to get her to change her diet. What does she eat?