My girlfriend moved in with me 2 weeks ago and she's not shy about farting. She'll even make faces when she farts and laugh about it. She farts so loud that I often question my masculinity. I didn't even know girls could fart like that. She even farts on me sometimes and thinks it hilarious. I thought I was gonna throw up one night because she kept farting in the bed and it smelled like rotten eggs. I don't understand how something so vile can come out of something so pretty. I told her she farts too much and she just said "oh well shut up"
How can I get her to stop?
Most Helpful Girl
Just ask her to kick it down a notch. You can't just tell a girl to stop farting and no, we aren't supposed to just hold it in. Don't tell her she farts too much because that can very easily be taken in joking manner, just ask her, politely, if she can stop farting on you.
Otherwise you obviously have conflicting interests (you want a girl who doesn't fart often and she wants to be able to let loose) so you might be better off apart.0
Most Helpful Guy
Change her diet0