My cute new girlfriend has morning breath that smells like 3rd world ass, how am I suppose to kiss that sh! t every morning?

[Anonymous]

[Errhh]

News flash: Everyone has bad breath after sleeping.. some more than others, but nobody smells like spring fresh upoon waking up... What planet are you from? that you don't know this? ... ... and most people will not kiss eachother in the mouth after waking up. You're gross. D:

Perhaps you should consider dating a mannequin rather than a human.

[hosseinmazdab]

It's come from movies😅
They wake up in the morning and they make out😂
Don't do it in real life😅😂😂😁😅

[Errhh]

@hosseinmazdab Hahahahha yeah.. Maybe he doesn't know that movies are acting 😂😂😂

[Hoshi]

Me and my girlfriend makeout when we wake up, it's fun so why not?

[Errhh]

@Hoshi You're disgusting. But nobody is stopping you, other people eat each other's shit too. Do what you like. Gross.

[Hoshi]

woah, why's it disgusting? it's just a slight smell and even if you did clean your teeth all you're doing is hiding the smell, not getting rid of it

[Errhh]

@Hoshi No it's not hiding, it IS cleaning it. And I said, do what you like. what's disgusting to me could be awesome to others.. Whatever floats your boat.

[Hoshi]

But why do you think it's disgusting? Do you only makeout with someone if they've brushed their teeth within 10 minutes?

[Errhh]

@Hoshi within 10 mins? are you trying to say that people only sleep for 10 mins?
do not take things to extremes... sleeping requires at the very least 7 hours for most humans... that's why it's disgusting! cause it smells awful. and if you haven't slept and your mouth smells like ass then you should fix that problem cause it IS gross to kiss it.

[Hoshi]

Well if I love someone enough to but my dick inside them, then I love them enough to overlook a smell in order to be able to get the amazing satisfaction I get from kissing them. And anyway you can't smell it or taste it when you kiss them.

[Errhh]

@Hoshi As if brushing ones teeth is soooo hard, painful or time consuming? What the elf? You make it seem as if brushing your teeth after waking up is sooooooo awful. That's disgusting. It's fast and simple. You can kiss them all you want after... I don't understand your logic, it's just gross.

[Hoshi]

I dont see how kissing the girl I love is disgusting...

[Errhh]

@Hoshi @Hoshi Kissing someone you love is not disgusting. Kissing a foul smelly as like anything, when it has an easy fix, THAT is disgusting. You're really gross.

You're too young and immature... It's like when young people start dating, they find a Pune hair in the shower and they are I love 😍😍 omg his pubesss!!! ... And then later after years of dating or marriage, it's like Ewk! Wtf wash your pubes you sicko!!

See the difference? When you're inexperienced, you think you would even kiss a smelly dirty ass if it's your s/o's... But really, that's effing gross. You'll grow up someday and lean that good hygiene is vERY important when it comes to relationships... You're too naive now to see that.

[Hoshi]

I really don't see why you're making this out to be something it isn't. Me and my girlfriend kiss in the morning... get over it. And fyi both me and her have very good hygiene and we both shave our pubic hair. And trying to compare an anus with faeces around it to a mouth with morning breathe is more than a reach... that's a leap over a crater.
How about you just let me have fun and kiss my girlfriend? Us kissing doesn't effect you in anyway so don't try to tell me what to do

[Errhh]

@Hoshi hahaha you are one weird kid. I don't care what you do. This is MY opinion!!! I don't understand how my opinion should affect whatever the heck you do with your mouth and where you put it. Do what you want, but just because you like it doesn't mean I'll stop thinking it's disgusting, because it just is! It's supper gross! So if my opinion affects what you do, don't come here and start crying about how you like to kiss smelly unwashed mouths in the morning... ewk!! just simply do it and get off my post! haha

ewk!! xD

[Hashirama]

No i don't
And you're not supposed to smell morning breath
If the person brushes their tongue and teeth twice a day you shouldn't smell anything

[imnotcrearive]

LMAO I just saw your answer to this. This question is funny af.

[Errhh]

@imnotcrearive 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 haha

[spuitkaas]

Well if it smells really that bad then maybe she has a gum infection or caries. She should go to the dentist, brush her teeth before bed and eat and drink nothing afterwards, floss properly.
It shouldn't smell that extremely bad, but it probably will never smell like perfume either. Just bearable.

[chrissykerdock]

i think your right gum disease is unfortunately common.

[LaurenGrace]

If she's been swallowing your cum at bedtime her breath may smell funky in the morning

[JonJames]

Right. Or just train her to go ATM. This way, there is no mystery. You don't have to be surprised in the morning. You know what to expect, and you get used to it.

[Jack_S]

Make her drink a large glass of water before bed. Sleep while dehydrated makes your salivary glands shut down, and lets the fuck go out of control

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

lol! this dude said smells like 3rd world ass! this dude got me rollin!

[Ginnyweasley97]

This might be shocking to you but not everybody's breath smells like a baby in a damn meadow. So suck it up or call yourself single.

[fauchelevent]

Well... You could just not? You could kiss her forehead instead maybe. Or keep chewing gum next to the bed that you can both take when you wake up.

[cinderelli]

everyone has a bid of bad morning breath.. but I don't think it's intolerable if one brushes her/his teeth before going to bed..

[bluenose1872]

3rd world ass lmao. That's a cracker. Might have tonsil stones or something. Should get her to the dentist.

[jayyyjayyy]

Tell her to start brushing teeth at night and you do it with her

[This_is_my_username]

have a packet of gum on ya and pop it in her mouth!

[Intraluminal]

Get up before her and bring her something she likes like tea or coffe or juice. Win win.

[Artist10]

Kiss her other lips then.
You're not complaining about that yet

[zagor]

That is difficult. It is really hard to tell someone something like that without them taking it the wrong way. Does she brush her teeth regularly?

[A_Lolita]

Try suggesting tha she drinks a cup of water before bed. If it's really bad, exactly after she wakes up also. It helps

[rene12345]

Hahahah just tell her, nicely that she needa to brush her funk away

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Ahahahaha omg, thats some funny shit. Just chew some gum kill your sense of smell and go for it!

[Kylesar]

Don't do it and tell her to brush her teeth in the mornings after breakfast

[nilewilliams8]

Be honest with her, let her know her breath is a little smelly, and she'll try to change for you, I'm sure

[APRU5]

Come on, can't you overlook that. For the person over all?

[Anonymous]

Don't kiss her. Rim her.

If you're worth your shit as a boyfriend she'll like that better anyway.

[Anonymous]

Take a really strong mint before you miss her and maybe it will overpower the smell of her breath.

[Mesonfielde]

Get her to brush her teeth first, I guess.

[apple24]

you need to talk to her!

[Maxemeister]

XD "3rd world ass"

Bruh I applaud u