I love women. But I have an acquired taste in women and like very specific traits and parts of women.
Let me elaborate.
I like brunettes, caucasian (I'm caucasian myself), that are thinner than average. I despise fat women and think they are disgusting, smelly, and usually terribly unhygienic. I detest large bottoms or gregarious breasts, I think they both dehumanize a woman and make her look like a monkey. I like soft skin, pale with a faint touch of caramel, like a lighter Bailey's Irish Cream. I like leggy women, but by leggy I mean not tall, for I gravitate towards women of five feet five, but simply leggy. When I say leggy I mean that the legs should be much longer than the torso. I think women with stubby legs and large torsos to be physically repugnant and disgust me. I like brown eyes, almond shaped that gleam with both belevolence and intelligence.
I detest body hair and love supple lips with a pinkish hue. I think large feet are grotesque and I request a woman who wears a Size 7 or smaller. Small breasts with pink nipples and cheeks that become rosy in the cold are a plus. A soft, endearing voice that extends through the vocal duct with grace, I like a woman who speaks clearly and effortlessly, with no mitigation. An excellent sense of dress and hygiene are mandatory, and I don't like freckles or curly hair, the hair must be straight or have gentle waves, dark in contrast to the pale skin.
I request that a woman be well read, and enjoy the works of Bach, Wordsworth, Smith, Byron, Burns, Mozart, Donne, Shakespeare, Rimbaud, Goethe, Chaucer, Homer, and Goldstein. She must like wine and jewellery, must eat caviar and enjoy horse racing.
So that is what I like in women, does it seem impractical to hold these views?
Most Helpful Girl
Hmm, I don't give you high odds for finding this exact woman. From the sounds of things, I think the physical description/first 2 paragraphs are the most important thing to you.
If I am correct, and I were you, I would focus on that part and make a the last paragraph a preference instead of requirement (just because your physical description is soooo specific). And of course, a big factor is going to be if you are able to attract a lot of women to pull this off. To be so specific you will probably need at least a few traits that attract a lot of women.1
Most Helpful Guy
My biggest concern is that your standards are impossibly strict; there are very, very few women who are going to make your cut, and that's just your dating pool. From there, you'll have to find the women whom actually like you, and that'll be even more difficult.
I wish you luck, but you're going to have a really hard time if you don't broaden your horizons some.2