If your SO's cat were blatantly trying to kill you, what would you do?
And you are?
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Realistically I would buy super delicious food and treats that it only got when I was around so it would HAVE to love me.
But where's the fun in that?
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"That is amazing!" - famous last words
What Girls Said 9
JUST LET IT HAPPEN
THIS IS YOUR FATE
I thought being allies against the dog was a perfect strategy. "The enemy of my enemy is my friend." Let's face it, cats pretty much run the house and everybody's lives, and you really can't defeat them.
F. all day e'ry fuckin day 🖖🏽😂jkjkjkjk but seriously B
I would meet them on the field of battle where I would destroy them for the glory of the Sontaran empire.
I'd team up with my cat and beat the other cat down.
There would be a problem since my cat isn't to crazy about other cats.
I'd get the cat hooked on nip and become his only supplier.
What Guys Said 9
I'd kill the bastard. Wouldn't be the first time I fell a cat and won't be the last either. I hate cats with a passion, you have no idea.
I'd give it cat nip so it would shut the fuck up lol cat nip is cats marijuana.
A new lure toy for my pray driven huskies? Cool beans.
The conversation would go a little like this:
"Sweetheart!! Come quick it's an emergency!" "What? What is it?" "I sold your cat the neighbor's kid for 3 cents and a tootsie roll"
HA HA HA... MY CAT won't DO THAT
I always knew that cats are assholes!
Sorry hunny the cat accidentally got out and was run over
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