Goofiest reason you ever broke up with someone, or that someone ever broke up with you?

For fun. What is the strangest /funniest/goofiest reason you ever dumped someone, or have been dumped, for?

For me, I dumped a guy because his spit smelled strange. Like he'd kiss me and his breath was ok, but his spit smelled awful. I can't describe it, was really icky.


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Most Helpful Guy

  • never been that far, but closest I can get is I called a girl stupid because she dropped a class for me lol

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Most Helpful Girl

  • If you want to call it a relationship (I wouldn't), I asked a guy out when we were 12. We "dated" for 6 months during which time we never spoke. Then I broke up with him because we never spoke.

    So... There's that.

    My reason for ending the only other relationship I've ended was because he attacked me. And that's not a very funny reason.

    But I'm on boyfriend 3 (if you count the one where we didn't talk) and I'm kind of banking on this one not ending.

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What Guys Said 1

  • A woman broke up with me because I wouldn't smoke weed. I told her I couldn't because after the buzz goes away I'm left with 3 days of dull senses and reduced ability to focus.

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What Girls Said 2

  • Because he literally wouldn't leave me the fuck alone. Lol.

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  • In my case there never was a goofy reason.

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