I just want to hear the weirdest, funniest, most outrageous pick up lines you've ever heard or that someone said to you :) Please & thank you!! :)
Most Helpful Guy
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"Roses are red, violets are twisted. Ready or not. You're about to get fisted."
"Would you help me with my math homework? I think I know a formula. You have to add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs and pray you don't multiply if I am correct."
“You are almost as beautiful as my sister. But well, you know, that’s illegal."
"Sorry, I thought this was the men's room. Still, while we're alone in here..."
"You look like Carmen Electra's deformed, burned, dismembered sister..."
"You have a better body than my dead great-grandmother!"
"You don't sweat much for a fat chick."
"Hey baby, want to socialize your means of reproduction?"
"You know, pants are a vestigial organ. Yours look infected."
"I have a rare tropical disease which will kill me unless I have sex within the next half hour."
"Bet you 100 quid you can't turn me hetero."
"The doctor's pretty sure the antibiotics worked this time."
"You're hotter than my daughter."
"You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?"
"I lost my keys. Can I check your pants?"
"If you were a woman, I'd so have sex with you."
"Are you a slave girl? Because you look like you should be."
"Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, nice tits"
"Hi, I'm part Native American, would you like to ride my totem pole?"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van"0
Most Helpful Girl
too many to count!1