Whats the funniest excuse for cancelling a date that you can come up with?

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Whats the funniest excuse for cancelling a date that you can come up with?


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  • I cancelled a date with a cop once that I met on tinder cuz he kept calling me though out the week asking me if I was "following the law and being a good girl"
    Creeped me out. Hahah

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    • Lmao cops on tinder 👮🏻🍆🍆🍆

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    • :D what happened after he showed up at ur gym?

    • @chintita locked eyes with me and I walked the complete other direction lol.

  • Sorry, my pet fish is ill and I must take her to the vet. Maybe another time!

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  • My cat sat on me.

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  • it was lameeeee

    Me: sorry I can't, my cat died
    Him: but you don't own cats
    Me: 😂😂😂

    One time I was asked to go out on a date and the guy also asked for my number and I told I didn't had a cellphone and it was awkward because the phone was in my hand 😂😂😂

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  • Uncontrollable gas.

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  • My dog ate all my shoes...

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  • Oh sry I just discovered that I am a lesbo.

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    • Ow also add: thank you for making me realize 😂😂

  • I have to do laundry

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  • "It's thundering outside, I'm too scared to go and get in my car, baybay."

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  • My fish died

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  • I tripped and I landed on a penis. Now I am satisfied

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  • 'Sorry, I can't make it for our date, My wife just went into labor.'

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  • I'm sorry I have to cancel, but I just pooped my pants

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  • Just say that you forgot that you had other plans with your guy friends and that it was important for you and them to hang out and have your bro time or something.

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  • Sorry, I can't go. I'm part of a human sacrifice that day.

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  • "I'm constipated"

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  • Can't I have to take my grandpa to the vet

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  • Sorry who r u again?

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  • Sorry, I can't meet you today cause I got my head stuck in cat door.

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  • I get "sorry too much work these days" after first dates haha

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  • Sorry, I have diarrhea *Brrrrrrrr*

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What Guys Said 13

  • "Hi Jessica, i'm terribly sorry, but im going to have to cancel because my poor grandmother has taken a turn for the worse and i need to be there with her"

    " ... This is Amy"

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  • I'm sorry I can't come my car battery died on me.- Sadly that was the truth.

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  • If you're Mexican you can be like “I'm sorry, I'm not going to be able to make it, I got deported" or if you don't mind poking a little fun at yourself “Sorry babe, I got the clap, so yea, not gonna be able to make it tonight."

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  • im sorry i agreed to that date when i was drunk.

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  • I would say excuse me... I have to go to the rest room, I will be right back. And then I would "disappear".

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  • I already masturbated to your profile pics, so no need to meet you face to face.

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  • "sorry fifa 16 is out and I want to start career mode"

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  • Sorry I forgot to shower

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  • I just ripped bong, and i feel like playing some TF2

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  • my foots sleep
    dont wanna wake him up

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  • Um I need to go check on the stove I must have left it on before I left

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  • Sorry it's been a while since u showered

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  • I have the runs with IBS

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