when i was 25, i agreed to go on a date with a guy i met online.
i had just been through a major trauma and wasn't ready to date long-term, so the expectation was that it would just be something casual. i was also in a friends with benefits situation with one of my best friends at the time. but, against my better judgment, i went anyway.
why it was the worst date? well, 5 minutes in, he says he hates books... that's when i knew it wasn't going to work. we ended up doing loser laps around the mall while he talked about his awesome socks... i wish i were making this up.
but wait, there's more!
at that point, i was thinking of any excuse i could make to get out of there, and i start spewing the most creative ones i can think of. but he's not taking the bait, and we're mid-loser lap when my friends with benefits walks by. and i'm like, oh shit, this be awkward.
thankfully, it wasn't. i left with my friends with benefits. we went for drinks, where i thanked him profusely for rescuing me from the worst date of my life.
(spoiler alert: i never saw mr. awesome socks again lol)
I got set up with a girl who apparently already had a guy but went on the date because she wanted to shut her friends up about going out with me. She ignored me for two hours, and I got to pay $50 for the privilege of being ignored by her.
It was a coffee shop meeting that was arranged by an introduction agency. The date ended with her walking around the wall around a fountain in the city square, singing Broadway show tunes and talking to an imaginary audience. I left her there, after two cops arrived and debated with each other whether or not they should call someone who had a net and a straightjacket.
My worst experience was about 6 years ago. I was with a girl I was attracted to and we started kissing and etc. When she saw me with my pants down she started laughing and she went to touch it and I prematurely made a mess before she touched it. great day
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Dated Dated guy from work, he wanted to Netflix and chill. Made him take me to IHOP to get to know each other before we did anything. Conversation was about the Illuminati and Satan worship the whole way through. He was previously married with a kid, had had a nasty habit of leaving his exes in the past without any communication. If he was turned off or didn't like them anymore, he'd just leave. He left his ex wives bc they didn't communicate through. Lived with roommates who smoked weed and heroin. Glad I just got past the first date and never called again.
we had dinner at a restaurant. As soon as he sat down i knew it was going to be bad (don't let you friends pick your dates) he had bad manners and ill fitted clothing.. and his fist compliment to me was " wow you got great fuck me eyes" ----..-- and "those lips were made for sucking..." legit not joking i cussed him out and left... the worst part is that i didn't even get to touch my pasta... :(
Met a guy at the pub. He brought his friends. Constantly talked about farming. When I went to talk to my friends at the bar I seen him run past with his friends with his hood up. He text me making excuses about calling into work. Then as I pointed out I seen him. He had the cheek to reply 'he'd come back if I gave him oral'... no thanks..
I went out on a date with this guy, got to the restaurant, sat down and everything was going fine. After like maybe 5-10 minutes, he started saying some real inappropriate things on a first date and that led to an argument between us. I stood up and left.
Well, I thought I had a good relatioship with a guy in high-school but after half a year of friendship, he started liking a blonde. When we used to walk in the park, when he saw her, he was looking only after her forgetiing about me. She was prettier than me. I asked him if he still liked me and he said that he didn't like me any more like at the beginning when he thought I was the prettiest girl he had ever met. I asked him about that blonde and he told me he had a big crush on her and she was prettier than me obviously but he liked my personality better. I left him that evening for good. he forgot about me and viceversa.
This guy, he kept licking my face. He LICKED my face... Numerous times. I pushed him away, and he kept coming back for more. He literally licked it like a dog would do. It was so gross. Such a shame, because he was so hot too. I just couldn't carry on seeing him when he kept licking me though.
guy came to pick me up car was about to run out of gas i gave him $5 dollars.. he drove home told me his parents won't give him money for our date but paid me back the money for the gas. he said he'd bring me back home but he had to go to game stop to return some video games and at this point it was close to 10 and i told him the store is closed but he went anyways and it was close but he wanted to try another store so we went and that one was closed too. he was about to run out of gas again so he drove home and got more money for gas he finally drove me home but on our way he was just telling me crazy things. he told me he got hit my a car and that he's in debt and oh and the most important thing he's on the sex offenders list i wanted to open the car door and jump out. he just kept talking and talking and he said we made a great match and i went off on him and he was quiet the whole ride back. i got out the car waited till he left and walked the rest home.