What would you say to your girlfriend if this was her Facebook pic?

[Anonymous]

[Fearless_banana]

We need to talk. I'm leaving you. I only date girls with flat stomachs.

[Asker]

i bet your single

[Fearless_banana]

oh I don't know why I'm anon lmao. Yeah single and enjoying it lol

[Asker]

you'll keep being single talking to girls like that

[Fearless_banana]

I'm not complaining about being single what so ever OP lol.

[dogbert444]

"I'm a darned lucky guy!" With a lady like that, I would be! 😊

[Blonde401]

I'd say donkeys aren't for adults to ride, stop abusing animals.

[Asker]

there bred for riding idiot

[Blonde401]

Just because they're bred to carry fat disgusting lazy humans doesn't mean that's what they should be doing.

[Asker]

er yes it does if your bred to do a job

[Blonde401]

Oh I didn't realise that donkeys get an opinion on what job they want to do.

[Asker]

I bet your a vegetarian. chickens dont get bred for eating?

[Blonde401]

I'm not vegetarian but doesn't mean I agree with breaking a donkey's spine for the sake of a photograph.

[Asker]

obviously the donkey was fine. they can carry 150 pounds easily

[Blonde401]

If that's you and you think you're 150 pounds you're kidding yourself.

[Asker]

er wot! wot would u guess then

[Xfitchick]

Yes, the pic is back. It started showing up in Egyptian time.

[Daynada]

The donkey is so cute with his hat

[Iron_Man]

Oh really?

[Daynada]

@Iron_Man Yes 😊 don't you think so? 😂

[Iron_Man]

Lol

😶

[Daynada]

@Iron_Man Thanks 😊

[Iron_Man]

Hi

.

[Daynada]

@Iron_Man Hi😊

[Iron_Man]

What's. Going on?

[Daynada]

@Iron_Man Nothing much. How are you?

[Iron_Man]

I am well. Did you ever go see Tarzan yet? I know you didn't
lol

[Daynada]

@Iron_Man No I didn't. You know me too well haha

[Iron_Man]

Lol you will never go to a movie

[Daynada]

@Iron_Man If I do, I only go to kids movies or an adult one every once in a while with my gf's since my Hb doesn't like going

[Iron_Man]

I am out right now so your at home?

[Daynada]

@Iron_Man Yes I am now

[Iron_Man]

Ok so any summer get away plans

[Daynada]

@Iron_Man Michigan in a couple weeks

[Iron_Man]

Cool beans. Where do you live again?

[Daynada]

@Iron_Man Illinois 😊

[Iron_Man]

Oh yeah right😃 so what's in Michigan?

[Daynada]

@Iron_Man My uncle has a lake house there 😊

[Iron_Man]

Nice how long will you go for? Taking the whole family with you?

[Daynada]

@Iron_Man 5 days yeah the family

[Iron_Man]

Cool 😎 sounds like s nice getaway

[Daynada]

@Iron_Man Yeah 😊

[Iron_Man]

So your leaving this week?

[Daynada]

@Iron_Man No, the week after

[Iron_Man]

Ok well you got mh thank anon

[Daynada]

Thanks anon for the mh

[MrAssHat]

simple id suggest she find the nearest gym and stop bouncing around on that asss

[Asker]

you would say that to her?

[MrAssHat]

Yep.. muffin top is not pleasing to the eye.. than again id never have a girlfriend like that

[Asker]

you would be lucky

[MrAssHat]

hah lucky? not the word id use =P

[Asker]

having seen your pic you would be lucky

[MrAssHat]

ahh thats nice but still id never even consider dating a woman like that just a fact

[Iron_Man]

Why does everyone keep using this girls pic to make an example?

[WhaChaChaKing]

Maybe to not ride that mule because he looks like he's having a hard time holding her up.

[Asker]

you would say that about her pic?

[WhaChaChaKing]

Yes. Not an insult towards her but that animal is kind of on the small side, seems cruel.

[Proof_Striker55]

I would think that when I see this picture , she looks sexy and looks happy. And I would like to ask where is this photo taken?

[Proof_Striker55]

Hodja and his son went on a journey once. Hodja preferred that his son ride the donkey and that he himself go on foot. On the way they met some people who said:
-Look at that healthy young boy! That is today's youth for you. They have no respect for elders. He rides on the donkey and makes his poor father walk!
When they had passed by these people the boy felt very ashamed and insisted that he walk and his father ride the donkey. So Hodja mounted the donkey and the boy walked at his side. A little later they met some other people who said:
-Well, look at that! That poor little boy has to walk while his father rides the donkey.

After they had passed by these people, Hodja told his son:
-The best thing to do is for both of us to walk. Then no one can complain.
So they continued on their journey, both of them walking. A little ways down the road they met some others who said:
-Just take a look at those fools. Both of them are walking under this hot sun and neither of them ar

[Proof_Striker55]

are riding the donkey!
Hodja turned to his son and said:
-That just goes to show how hard it is to escape the opinions of men.

[Proof_Striker55]

This joke comes my mind :D

[Sojex]

None of you tough guys would tell her to work out in such a blunt manner to her face, bet. On topic, I'd probably say "Oh cool, where was that taken?"

[Anonymous]

I'd ask myself what I was smoking to go out with a muffin top like that!

[Asker]

u would say that to your gf?

[Opinion Owner]

Obviously I was under the influence of some substance when dating her, so I must've come clean and just noticed what I was dating.

[aftermath]

Dat ass... nah but start working out tho

[Asker]

u would say that to your gf?

[aftermath]

yea cause since she's my girlfriend I would obviously love her and love entails truth and honesty and honestly she needs to hit that rowing machine

[BiscuitesSwag]

Stop spamming this pic...

[anonman32]

i would say what an ass.

[jacquesvol]

Poor donkey

[Blonde401]

Literally came here to say that myself

[Walrus_au]

Stop riding my ass!

[Daynada]

Haha

[Walrus_au]

Why is it that girls will ride asses cowgirl with no hands but never nice guys... :o

[Daynada]

Good question. I don't know for sure but I'd rather a nice guy

[Walrus_au]

@Daynada While it is nice to have an answer - that was as much of a joke as a question...

[Daynada]

Oh 🙊🙉

[Walrus_au]

@Daynada lol so are you a fan of cowgirl then?

[Daynada]

I don't really do it but I've in the past

[Walrus_au]

@Daynada So you don't do it for a reason or just haven't been bothered recently?

[Daynada]

Oh no, I don't mind it I've just not done it a lot.

[Walrus_au]

@Daynada And BAM - you went from holiday snaps of some girl riding an ass too talking to a stranger about sex positions!

My work here is done!

[Daynada]

Stfu you don't know me

[Walrus_au]

@Daynada Never said I did, just pointed out that my filthy mind is capable of filthifying anything!

[Daynada]

Whatever you say

[Walrus_au]

@Daynada Awww don't be like that... wait, isn't that what he said?

[Daynada]

I really don't know?

[Walrus_au]

@Daynada Ok, that was a poor attempt, I'll happily grant that... But then "That was a poor attempt" is a phrase I hear a lot from women... :o

[Daynada]

Okay, so you go out with a lot of women then... wtf is your issue?

[Walrus_au]

@Daynada I don't - I am just trying to enjoy some jackassing around and innuendo. Nevermind.

[Daynada]

You're too much of a "smart ass" for me 😂

[Walrus_au]

@Daynada Nicely done. And yes, my ass is the smartest part of me - which says a lot more about how easy it was to bribe or blackmail my high school teachers to pass me on exams than how smart my butt is...

[Daynada]

Good one! 😉

[Red_Arrow]

Not her again!!!

[AperolSpritz]

Why who is she? ... and why are random people stealing her pictures?

[Red_Arrow]

@AperolSpritz - Don't remember her name, but she was on here months ago, always with that pciture asking "How do I look?"

[AperolSpritz]

Ah, I see. Thanks :)

[Anonymous]

That the donkey looks better than she

[teawrecks]

Gross you're back

[BelleGirl21]

Are you back hun?

[Yanoa_Yanza]

There she is again

[Anonymous]

Lol I'm speechless

[Asker]

why?

[Anonymous]

She is totally cool

[Walrus_au]

is it a big deal that I am just a bit jelous of the donkey?

[Opinion Owner]

@Walrus_au yeah me too. Its been time when a hot girl ride on me