I've been talking to and hanging out with this guy for about a month. I honestly felt like things were going somewhere, then last night after sex we were cuddling and I could not hold the fart in and just let it rip so loud.
I immediately got up, put my clothes on, and just said "bye" before he said "wait" and came over and kissed and hugged me goodbye. I am so mortified and I feel like I can never hang out with him again. I feel like I can never post anything on social media because if he sees it he's just gonna think of the time I farted. What do I do?
It's not a big deal. Want to know a secret? ALL GIRLS FART! We know it too. My ex-wife used to keep the bed warm at night with her farts. If he's going to let a stupid little fart impact his opinion of you, then he's a sissy.
LOOOL farting is compelty natural. You've been seeing him for a month- it's bound to happen. I would be happy if my boyfriend darted in front of me. That means he's comfortable near me and doesn't feel the need to hold back. You should just think of it as a step closer to being comfortable with him.
If he really cares, he won't give a damn. Give him the chance to prove he cares. Carry on as you were. In 20 years time, you will both laugh about it, if you remember. I'd place money on the bet that, by then, you both will have forgotten about it.