Because I'm beyond flabbergasted on this...
I barely get matches and when I do I'm not even interested in the girls who actually swiped yes for me.
So if I could get some examples/pointers of what a good tinder profile looks like for a guy, that would help a lot.
***this is what my write up looks like right now***
My therapist says I'm making great progress... And pretty soon I'll stop wetting the bed.
ASMR helps me sleep, there's nothing creepy about whispering into a mic staring blankly at a camera at all.
Sarcasm is a way of life, I'd choose to be nice but no.
"Tits out for Harambe. RIP fur baby you're home now" - George Costanza
No basic bitches, get on my level 🦄
But to be honest... I just want someone to walk my pet rock with. 🙃
***any suggestions will help***
- I like what you wrote, it's hilarious25% (1)0% (0)17% (1)Vote
- It's kind of funny but it's too much, maybe tone it down to a sentence or two50% (2)0% (0)33% (2)Vote
- Nah dude change that completely0% (0)50% (1)17% (1)Vote
- Omg... Hot pics are all that matters - meaning that your photos suck man, you need to get better pics. You don't even need to write anything if you look good. L25% (1)0% (0)17% (1)Vote
- Try one of those things you wrote instead of having all of that (use...)0% (0)50% (1)16% (1)Vote
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Try one of those things you wrote instead of having all of that1