Most Helpful Guy
One day at work, these two old black ladies were talking. This was right after Chris Brown beat the shit out of Rihanna. And they went off for a while about what kind of a piece of shit he was.
The next night, they were laughing about some new temp, who was a real mellow, calm, "nice guy" kind of guy, and a church goer. They were both going off about how they'd never touch a man like that. Men like that were pussies. Good for nothing but the money they brought it.
So I asked them "What do you look for in a guy?"
"A bad boy. A bit of a gangster. The kind of guy who knows what he wants, and isn't a pussy about it. A trouble maker. Someone exciting."
"So a hard worker, someone reliable, someone who makes it their mission to make you happy, someone who treats you like a queen?"
"They're pussies. They can't get what they want, so they make little kiss-asses of themselves. They're pathetic. They ain't real men."
"Maybe not. But they don't beat the shit out of Rihanna either."
They didn't have a retort.1
Most Helpful Girl
Being too nice is a thing. I have a really good friend named Jen. She's such a nice person but she's unhealthily nice. Peopl often insult her to her face and she still considers those people her friends. People take advantage of her. One time a friend of ours stayed at her house for three days, ate all her families food, and made out with some guy in her living room even though she didn't even want her to be there. She always takes the blame for everything even if it's not her fault. She'll do things for other people even if she knows it'll get her in trouble. Even though she's really a nice girl, she's exceeded the normal amount of niceness and now she's just desperate and she lets people walk all over her. A person becomes too nice when they lose their backbone and they're desperate enough to do anything to please other people. I'd never date a guy that was too nice.0