Basic white guys-duh. I'm from the south and in college, so, you'd need to be the southern variant for optimal Souther student bwg. You need to like football, drinking, yeti coolers, t shirts with boats, fish, or fraternity doodoo on the back, those ugly glasses that give off a green/blue shade, going to "the lake", and you'll need to ride the bus, scooter, or a truck-nothing else.
Just put like pumpkin spice latte in a dog dish for them and they'll be happy for days. If she ever status biting your or growling then just flash some money and give them 20. That's how you get basic white women.