I finally got my turn to date the town slut, only to find that she's now a born-again Christian. Why the fuck does God hate me so much?

I finally got my turn to date the town slut, only to find that she's now a born-again Christian.  Why the fuck does God hate me so much?


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  • Bullshit. She ain't no born-again Christian. She's pretending to be somethhing completely different so she can loosen up the bad image people have of her, meanwhile secretly keeping up her sexual habits (it may be worse than ever - she might be hooking up with a priest)

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  • maybe God is protecting you from an STD

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  • LOLOL good job bro

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  • Lmao. Awwww, sorry?

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  • It sounds like God loves you. He just saved you from a variety of stds that girls could possibly have.

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  • Uh... That's why. Because people mock him and ask for petty things like sex with a slut.

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  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sucks for you!!! 😂😂😂

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  • ? Can't find a real gf? Awww

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  • ... She's only dating you because she won't need to have sex with you.

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