Did I act like socially autistic here?

-Went to the mall yesterday for a quick hour
-elevator stops on 2nd floor where they have a huge perfume store
-9/10 chick gets on wearing a white outfit with white gloves... like a surgeon
-I tell her that I hope the surgery went well for her
-I get a laugh out of her
-I ask her if the heart is ok after the transplant
-She says it's great but it's not crushed like hers
-I laughed
-I get to to my floor and I tell her to enjoy her weekend

10 minutes later I realize that she said "not crushed like mine"

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Is it alpha that I laughed at this girls crushed heart? lmaoo

  • Socially autistic boyo
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And you are? I'm a GirlI'm a Guy

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  • Lmfaooo

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What Girls Said 5

  • You would

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  • *rolls eyes*

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  • bored much
    the hell are you thinking about this lol

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  • Yeah you kind of did ngl.

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  • her - heartbroken.
    you - LOL..

    ^^^ assssss

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What Guys Said 8

  • I have no idea, but I don't blame you at all! I probably would have said "oh I'm sorry, what happened?" But I have no idea what the best thing to do is. It's probably some rico suave shit like "oh honey that's too bad, here take my number, I'll make you feel better." Well, if that's what I thought, it must be wrong, I'm sure some pimp playa knows the right answer though!

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  • Should have said

    "You can have my heart. Its crushed like yours, but maybe if we combine them we can have a heart to share. I heard you can get good money on the black market for a non-crushed heart."

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  • Bro I have done the same shit. Then you realize 10 minutes later fuck! I think girls know we can be retards lmao

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  • I bet your heart is crushed after realizing you're really a beta who had no balls asking her out or for her number. Or after realizing she knew she was out of your league lol.

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  • I've done something similar all too many times. Ugh.

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  • What the fuck did I just read?

    I voted A.

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  • Ya are a Real Alpha male, Man! Congrats

    http://oi67.tinypic.com/2dh9w89.jpg

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