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I'm kind of neurotic.
If someone passes by me, be they male or female, and their eyes happen to pass on me, the first thing I think of is:
"Are they actually checking me out? Or is that my subconscious mind creating a false reality in my brain that is somehow trying to convince my conscious mind that they were checking me out?"
So like, because I can't entirely trust my brain, due to the fact that we paint our own reality and see things the way we WISH to see them and not for how they actually ARE, I kind of just react go like this: