Where should I take my bitch for her birthday?

I promised this year it wasn't gonna be McDonalds or Burger King, what about Applebee's

Updates:
Lol this was a joke

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Most Helpful Girl

  • You made me laugh so hard. Thanks for that!

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    • Humor is my strong suit

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What Girls Said 13

  • Try Costco. They give free samples.

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  • take her to the pet shop. heard they have some good ass scooby snacks.

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  • Bitches love applebees

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  • Just order one pizza from domino's using coupons.
    Or better still, give her Mars bar😎

    She's one lucky bish tho. I want me a guy who calls me bish behind my back and takes me to McDonald's on birthdays. It's like dream come trueπŸ’™πŸ’™

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  • nah to fancy... taco bell hahaha

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    • Shits too expensive plus I don't wanna her smelling like ass

  • chipotle

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  • PETCO

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  • "where should I take my bitch for her birthday" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ same

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  • What's Applebee's?

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  • Servo's normally have buy one get one free for kitkat bars...

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  • troll

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  • Take her to your kitchen to cook you dinner

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  • wow what a man. she is a very lucky bitch

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    • Yep, he is a manly man, very dominant, his bitch must be happy to have him.

    • lol very

    • Unfortunately i'm the complete opposite of him, i'm very quiet, soft spoken unassertive timid guy.

What Guys Said 8

  • The dumpster behind olive garden is pretty good all day bread steaks no tip no check what more can you ask for

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  • Just buy your bitch some kibbles and bits like everyone has for their bitches

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    • Get her a water bowl too

  • Dog food

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  • KFC.

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  • Bring her to the mall Applebees. It's much better

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    • Might be too expensive

  • I don't like to call women like that.

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    • Your woman must refer to you as "bitch", then. If you have one.

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    • You can either do something about it or let it continue. It might be easier to let her direct your life, but it's much more liberating to actually be the man in the relationship.

    • @VomitV I agree, i like femdom but she should respect me too.

  • Best question I've seen in awhile :D

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  • Lol nice

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