Where should I take my bitch for her birthday?

I promised this year it wasn't gonna be McDonalds or Burger King, what about Applebee's

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2mo Lol this was a joke

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Most Helpful Girl

  • You made me laugh so hard. Thanks for that!

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    • 2mo

      Humor is my strong suit

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What Girls Said 13

  • Try Costco. They give free samples.

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  • take her to the pet shop. heard they have some good ass scooby snacks.

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  • Bitches love applebees

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    • 2mo

      Alright good to know

  • Just order one pizza from domino's using coupons.
    Or better still, give her Mars bar๐Ÿ˜Ž

    She's one lucky bish tho. I want me a guy who calls me bish behind my back and takes me to McDonald's on birthdays. It's like dream come true๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™

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  • nah to fancy... taco bell hahaha

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    • 2mo

      Shits too expensive plus I don't wanna her smelling like ass

  • chipotle

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    • 2mo

      Shits too expensive

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    • 2mo

      No she ain't worth that

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      ok then taco bell man

  • PETCO

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  • "where should I take my bitch for her birthday" 😂😂 same

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  • What's Applebee's?

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  • Servo's normally have buy one get one free for kitkat bars...

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  • troll

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  • Take her to your kitchen to cook you dinner

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  • wow what a man. she is a very lucky bitch

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    • 2mo

      Yep, he is a manly man, very dominant, his bitch must be happy to have him.

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      lol very

    • 2mo

      Unfortunately i'm the complete opposite of him, i'm very quiet, soft spoken unassertive timid guy.

What Guys Said 8

  • The dumpster behind olive garden is pretty good all day bread steaks no tip no check what more can you ask for

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  • Just buy your bitch some kibbles and bits like everyone has for their bitches

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    • 2mo

      Get her a water bowl too

  • Dog food

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  • I don't like to call women like that.

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    • 2mo

      Your woman must refer to you as "bitch", then. If you have one.

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    • 2mo

      You can either do something about it or let it continue. It might be easier to let her direct your life, but it's much more liberating to actually be the man in the relationship.

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      @VomitV I agree, i like femdom but she should respect me too.

  • KFC.

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  • Best question I've seen in awhile :D

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  • Bring her to the mall Applebees. It's much better

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    • 2mo

      Might be too expensive

  • Lol nice

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