Most Helpful Guy
I had a bad date with a girl I met off POF (it's a dating site). She looked normal in the pics and when I video cam'ed with her... but I didn't realize it was because I didn't see her lower body. To make it worse it turned out to be a double date with my friend and his girlfriend which was also a friend of mine.
So she was a midget okay... not a hot midget that I'd give the "D" to on any given Sunday, but some kind of deformed kind that looked waaaaaay worse than any dwarf or midgit on Television. ... also I just came back to America from overseas, he was there with me, and his girlfriend in Japanese... and I was close to a 6 month period of not being laid at all. I was trying to readapt to how chicks get picked up here in the states.
So there I was... avoiding my date and drinking heavily to avoid her. She tried to cuddle. My friends saying things like "dude, I'm so sorry" and "I feel sorry for you." We drop her crippled butt off and go to get some beer... I bought a 40oz. I was upset already but when I got out of the car, the 40oz bottle feel to the ground and broke. It was the straw that broke the camels back.
I cried... literally. I just wanted some pussy... didn't get it so I'd settle for beer. Now it is past 2 in the morning and I can't buy beer and I just dropped it.
All I can say now is I wanted to just die... but I made it long enough to finally start poking some puss again and now everything is all better.0
Most Helpful Girl
I went on a first date with this guy - seemed like a nice guy/great date but he asked me at the end of the night if I would be interested in a relationship where he took me places as his girlfriend abroad/events/parties but irl we wouldn't meet families/friends etc or date locally... I was like 🤔 what the fuck?
Turned out he had a missus but wanted a side piece to show off 😒
I told him to fuck off 😋1