What are some bad dates you been on and how did you get out of it?
What Guys Said 8
I had a bad date with a girl I met off POF (it's a dating site). She looked normal in the pics and when I video cam'ed with her... but I didn't realize it was because I didn't see her lower body. To make it worse it turned out to be a double date with my friend and his girlfriend which was also a friend of mine.
So she was a midget okay... not a hot midget that I'd give the "D" to on any given Sunday, but some kind of deformed kind that looked waaaaaay worse than any dwarf or midgit on Television. ... also I just came back to America from overseas, he was there with me, and his girlfriend in Japanese... and I was close to a 6 month period of not being laid at all. I was trying to readapt to how chicks get picked up here in the states.
So there I was... avoiding my date and drinking heavily to avoid her. She tried to cuddle. My friends saying things like "dude, I'm so sorry" and "I feel sorry for you." We drop her crippled butt off and go to get some beer... I bought a 40oz. I was upset already but when I got out of the car, the 40oz bottle feel to the ground and broke. It was the straw that broke the camels back.
I cried... literally. I just wanted some pussy... didn't get it so I'd settle for beer. Now it is past 2 in the morning and I can't buy beer and I just dropped it.
All I can say now is I wanted to just die... but I made it long enough to finally start poking some puss again and now everything is all better.0
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fraternity rush party after being bored all day with their antics, set up with older, worldly gal only interested in joining the seniors table, no conversation, so she DID after sending me for drinks; took my drink, felt great going home and never had to deal with that frat house again... except stealing their trophies frat prank when next door neighbors in retailliation0
one time i went on a date and the girl was being suuuper bitchy to me and the waiters, she was ordering really expensive stuff, talking on her phone and texting, so i said i was going to the bathroom and excused myself, i headed to my car and just left so she was stuck with a huge bill hahaha1
I've had one where a girl was an extreme catfish. She looked nothing like her pics and was 100 pounds heavier. She didn't just have a double chin, but a triple chin. I just told her I was tired and had to get up early. The date lasted 30 minutes. I'm not a shallow person but it's pointless to see someone when there's no physical attraction.
Another girl I met showed up tired from drinking and she didn't drink at all, I was. And she would do nothing to further the conversation and give weird looks when I'd ask her about her and tell stories. She was cute but It was painfully awkward. I just told her I had cutoff my limit and was tired.0
Just last 3 weeks she was a gold digger... Lost 2000 dollars of saving account with her but hopefully I got back 1300 of that... Don t be gold diggers boyfriend0
Absolutely beautiful girl but bad blowjob after a date. Her teeth were killing me. I wasn't able to get out - I didn't wanna embarrass her. She was a real trophy girl.0
I said I wasn't feeling well and needed to go home. Never bothered to respond the next day.0
One, I faked a page from work. One I said I had really bad gas, and had to leave.0
What Girls Said 5
I went on a first date with this guy - seemed like a nice guy/great date but he asked me at the end of the night if I would be interested in a relationship where he took me places as his girlfriend abroad/events/parties but irl we wouldn't meet families/friends etc or date locally... I was like 🤔 what the fuck?
Turned out he had a missus but wanted a side piece to show off 😒
I told him to fuck off 😋1
Went to the county fair with a guy who refused to have either of us pay for parking. He said he knew a shortcut into the place. We ended up trespassing on private property and I had to climb over a fence while wearing flip flops. I didn't have to spend any money that day, but I still want my money back.1
If you need to get out of a bad date, before hand you should tell a close family member or friend that you trust, so they know where you are and what the occasion is. Y'all should have a code word or something if it's serious. Like: How are the chocolate chip cookies coming along?: aka the code word. Or a phrase where they can get you to coming home or something and it's not obvious that it's fake.1
I went on a tinder date with a miscer haha
Just sort of stuck it out until it was over. hahah0
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