-Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that's so cuuuuuuuuuuuteeeeeee come here *pinch his cheeks and shake them around*
-Stop talking to me
-I like potato peel in my breakfast cereal!
-You're absolutely right I think the ecnomical policy of the western world for the last 25 years has been nothing short of disastrous!
-*stick your tongue out and roll your left eye clowise and your right eye counterclockwise simultaneously*
These will guarantee you sound intelligent, mature, caring and sexy all at once. Please don't abuse these, they can have a profound enamoring effect on your male counterpart. It shows your compassion, your listening ability and your wit.
PS: Don't be afraid of sounding stupid. If you do laugh it off. Life isn't a movie set you won't get fired for f***ing up your lines.
I have stock responses prepared for when I don't have anything else to say, when I can't think of what to say or when I just don't want to frakking say anything.
If someone asks me what I'm doing, I say "Nothing too exciting."
If someone asks me how I'm doing, I say "Same as always."
If someone compliments me and I don't care what they think, but don't want them know it, I might say "That's nice of you to say."
If someone compliments me, I do care what they think, but am not sure how to respond I might say "I'm glad you think so."
Every answer represents my attempts to remain noncommittal while at the same time discouraging follow-up questions and making it clear that there will be no elaboration. Contrast this with saying "I had a GREAT weekend!", and it will clearly be followed up by "Oh? What did you do?!"
So. "That's nice of you to say." Or, "I'm glad you think so." You pick.
an embarrassed smile and a "awww you're so sweet" with a quick kiss on the lips or the cheek if you're in person or if you're on the phone or texting you could respond with "awww I love you" or "awww you're so sweet" should work just fine ;)