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It's longer than that^^ lol, but yea..


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Most Helpful Guy

  • My good friend's just text me...

    "Your mam's just brought out a new range of mistletoe called cameltoe, she hold's it above her twat, she's filth''

    ^^^^^ I loved this

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What Guys Said 7

  • Whoever sent that to you, must be mental. Just saying. The last text I got was a sex joke by my best guy friend.

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  • hmm mine is :" player 1st class" ... from a girl , she hasn't respond in a while now lol

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  • "answer your phone a**hole"

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  • My buddy saying "Alrighty" when I said I'm on the way to his house...fun fun :\

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  • Your January phone bill is due Jan. 5, 2012, please make payment by the due date to avoid an interruption in service.

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  • Me: What are we gunna do tonight?

    Skank #4: ...Each other :)

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  • I'd text back saying... Reading all that made me sleepy... I'm going back to bed.

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What Girls Said 17

  • From my friend's cousin who has always had an awkward crush on me that makes me really uncomfortable, in reference to my birthday at the end of the month:

    'Maybe you'll get to hang out & celebrate with some friends...like me =D lol'

    He's a good guy and there's nothing wrong with that particular text, he just weirds me out real bad-like. =P And my friend is an as.shole for giving him my number, haha, because he texts me all the time now and she just thinks it's hilarious.

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    • I like your text better, lmao. I laugh when people send me s.hit like that because it's unexpected.

    • How'd ya get 'gay' out of that, Bruce? I'm a woman. My friend is a woman. My friend's cousin is a guy. Does not compute.

  • "is your roommate gone?"

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    • wait.. I just got an epic text from my mama

      "HALO, KELLY? WHY You NO CALL ME. ESTOY PREOCUPADA. POR QUE NO ME CONTESTAS? LLAMA DEVUELA! OK CIAO LUV You -Mom"

    • Bruce, don't talk about yourself that way. We know you're having probs with your low level chem class, but you don't need to be hard on yourself :)

  • Me: Trying? (he texted me I've been trying to fall asleep for awhile)

    Him: yeah, Damn owl keeps asking me who and I've said mike jones like 20ty f%#king times

    Me: lmfao!, douche

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  • "Are you up? What time's the ball?"

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  • Some random texted: "Are you DTF tonight? Will be waiting at the usual place."

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    • For those who don't know what DTF is, it's down to f*ck. Lol.

  • "Lol I'm gonna do my hair like that"

    And proceeds to send me a picture of him with a funny looking mohawk...sigh.:p

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  • "Where people die"

    My boyfriend was asking me about parties at Yale.

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  • "haha kind of sure, unless you are really against it. and in 3d of course :)"

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  • "hey 'gen can you bring a shot list with you tomoz? x"

    I am working on a short movie tomorrow. :B

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  • "text me back so I know you actually got the text, douche" - from my best friend.

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  • My employee texted me to ask if we got paid on Friday.

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  • ''I am outside''

    From some weirdo who's been texting/calling me really late at night. I have no idea how he got a hold of my number..O.o

    JK, that was from my mother,she was waiting outside my friend's house in the car to take me home :D

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  • lol mine is "oh ya I wasn't sure how to say hi so I let the random letters do it for me" xD

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  • "No, sorry."

    Cuz I asked if she had any matches

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  • I love you. talk to you later

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  • "beers tonight, you're coming bitch, I don't care if you're broke". I love my best friend. haha.

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  • "awweh you make me so happy that I want to do whatever it takes to make you happy. I was thinking about how I just want to hold you so badly"

    Just got a boyfriend, isn't he sweet? ^.^

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