Hi guys and gals, just interested in hearing your stories. I personally suffered a wardrobe malfunction on my first date, but I don't think he minded :).
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On my first date with one of my ex-girlfriends, I had to take the biggest crap possible. We went out to dinner, and throughout the whole time, I tried to endure what I recall what felt like hell. I really liked her as my girlfriend at this stage, and I didn’t want her to know me as the guy that went to go take a crap on the first date. Halfway through dinner, I couldn’t help it anymore. I excused myself from the table and went on to slay this demon that had caused me this hardship. The long journey took exactly 11 minutes and 53 seconds. I was exhausted and relieved at the same time, until I realized… what the heck do I tell her? I couldn’t bear to tell her that I was taking a crap in the stall. So, I decided to man up, and tell her that the bathroom attendant was being very rude, and kept talking to me. But being the gentleman that I was, I decided to hear his stories.
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