I saw a texting opener and thought it was funny, but wasn't sure if it was borderline creepy:
"Luring girls to my house with candy.. do you prefer m&m's or skittles?"
I want to send something she can laugh at because I acted a bit off with her (thinking she was acting off with me). She was drunk texting me back at 1am, but part of the texting was me asking "What are you dreaming?" and she replied "You, not being a tw*t".
I know she was drunk but I do admit I acted a bit of a tw*t and when I sent her a text yesterday afternoon, she hadn't replied. So I'm wanting to send something funny and show her that I'm not a tw*t.
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dude. it's all about comedic timing.
you: I have a REALLY important question to ask you.
girl: ...what?!?!? askaskask!
you: ...skittles...or m&ms...?
girl: WHAT?!?!? that's your reallllly important question?
you: ...yes... I need an answer ASAP!
girl: lmao... fine... I like skittles better.
you: cool thanks. just saw a bunch of 8 year olds walking in front of my house. wanted to know how to lure them inside.
girl: ...never talk to me ever again you motherf***ing creep.
so...ok... it didn't really work out for you... oh well. plenty of fish in the sea! :)0