Ok, me and my girlfriend are both bisexual females. A few weeks ago, I got out of jail after serving 100 days in there. Afterward, she seemed embarrassed about dating me. By pure coincidence, she has a friend who works at the jail I was in and she saw me there. She knew I was an inmate because I had to wear the orange uniform, and once she told my girlfriend she saw me in there, my girlfriend became instantly humiliated that someone knew she was dating a prisoner. The whole time, she had been lying and saying I was on vacation in the USA (I live in France and Australia). While incarcerated, I found a hilarious and amusing way to annoy my cellmate, and started farting in the cell when we were both in it (extremely childish, I know :P), and when I told her, she called me a pig. Now, a few days ago, I lost a bet with one of my friends (it was just a friendly bet), and the wager was to put on a diaper and walk around the block three times with it on. The she took a picture and added it on the internet. When my girlfriend found out, she deleted me from all online friends list. It was just a ****ing joke for God's sake!
So is she embarrassed of me going to jail,the fact I farted while there (lol :P), and my diaper bet, or perhaps is our relationship just taking a bump from being separated for 100 days? Would you be embarrassed to date me as well?
Thanks in advance
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okay... Personally, you sound funny as f*ck. Honestly, I'd be happy you're out of jail. I've been there for 2 days and it was a killer! A true friend should be happy as hell that your out. Yeah, that's a bit of a d*** move for constantly farting in the same jail cell. I'm assuming they deserved it.
About that bet, seriously that's some funny sh*t. That sounds like something my friends and I would do and of course there's pics taken, why wouldn't there be?!
Anyway, to me you sound like a party animal that's hella fun to be around. Your "friend/girlfriend" on the other hand sounds like she has a stick up her ass. Seriously, I think you need to tell her that you're just having some fun. Re assure her that you're just having a good time and she should be having a good time with you.
If all she's going to do is makeup lies and bullsh*t stories about you to maintain her reputation, then it sounds to me that she's not a very good friend. She needs to accept you for who you are.1