Life Advice Brought to You By The Game of Thrones

Life advice brought to you by Game of Thrones

Don't go to a wedding without wearing chainmail.

Actually don't go to a wedding. If your attacker plans on using poison, chainmail is useless.

Dont confront someone about them having an incestuous relationship with a sibling.

Don't be an asshole.

Keep your dogs well fed.

Know when to keep your mouth shut. A lot would agree Joffrey as King is a disaster. None of them said anything and they're still alive.

Don't insult a mans wife.

Keep church and the state separate.

Don't demand something you don't deserve.

Dont get too cocky. You'll just end up with a killer headache.

Always do what is right, even if it gets you killed. If you're a god among men, you'll come back.


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What Guys Said 5

  • 2mo

    Excellent life advice. I've actually never wore chainmail to a wedding, then again noone was poisoned either.

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  • 2mo

    Where's the "lock the door when you're taking a shit"?

    Love Game of Thrones, just wished all the episodes were more consistent.
    2 more seasons left, I can't wait to see how it ends, I'm honestly expecting everything to happen. Knowing George R. R. Martin, a meteorite may hit the earth and kill everyone xD

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    • 2mo

      Hahaha that's a good one. I hope someone wins the game, if no one won that would be very anticlimactic. But it's game of thrones and no one will get what they want.

    • 2mo

      Yeah, someone has to win, and I hope it's not like in a "everybody wins" situation, that's not GOT style, so I hope they don't screw it up.

  • 2mo

    Chainmail is also pretty useless against arrows and similar objects using a good amout of force over a small area (sword thrust), or being hit by a blunt object to inflict damage/pain/break bones. All chain mail really does is help with things like a slash attack with a sword, it's fairly useless in general considering haha.

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  • 2mo

    The best one yet: "you're a bastard. I'm a dwarf. Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you."

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What Girls Said 3

  • 2mo

    Honour gets you killed.

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  • 2mo

    I missed GOT and your advice is good (:

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  • 2mo

    simply don't trust anyone but yourself

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