SPOILERS WARNING FOR SHIN GODZILLA
I've been a Godzilla Fan since I was 3 years old. My mother introduced me to the franchise. I've been a fan for 19 years. Thats the majority of my life. So when I say this, I say this with the utmost respect for the franchise and toho studios but I have to ask, WHAT THE FUCK TOHO, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!
It was at the point where I say an eel like Godzilla walking on two legs and crawling on his front spilling Olympic swimming pools full of blood from his gills that I wondered when the hell that Toho had decided that David Cronenberg-esque body horror was the way to go with the new Godzilla design. Now I get wanting to make Godzilla scary but at a certain point it doesn't feel like a Godzilla movie anymore and swimming pools full of blood spilling from tumors on gills on an eel with legs doesn't feel like Godzilla.
Then I have to ask what the hell is with the Godzilla Xenomorph things that are coming out of his tail?
That looks far more like the Xenomorphs from the Alien Franchise than Godzilla and what the hell is with them coming out of his tail? And what the hell is up with his tail?
Hell even when he looks most like his classic form something is still very off about the Big G.
He looks worse off than he did in freaking Godzilla Vs. Destroyah
and what is with the lower jaw splitting in half during his atomic fire breath? He's Godzilla not the freaking predator.
Where did you go wrong Toho? where did you go wrong?
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