Cheesiest pickup lines (Share 'em)?

I feel rather silly today, give me the most cheesiest and most unique pickup lines you ever heard.


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  • I was in supermarket queue. Girl in front, about 16, says to her mum, "We forgot to get the cat food".

    I pipes up, "Don't you think you should get a cat first?" Girl and mum laughed out loud. I never saw her again... :-(

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  • You'd butterfree up your schedule, cuz I'll beedrill-in you all night.

    It's a bit forward, but then again I've never had the chance to try it out ;)

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  • Lol I have a good one. "Who lies more men or women?" Hahaha jk that pick up shit is stupid

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  • Hey girl, do you need a stud in your life? I have STD and all I need is U!

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  • Picking up women is shit...

    fuck them.

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    • You got wrong idea, i want to have laugh with them, not to pick 'em up.

    • Trust me, you don't wanna have a laugh with them.. While men take pleasure in women and sport with them, women are engaged in deceiving men.

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