Horror in just one sentence. Can you do it?
What Girls Said 14
Hillary is elected president of the United States.4
The wifi is gone.
Donald trump has just won the presidential election2
"We need to talk…"0
Horror: My existence1
I live alone today I found a picture on my phone of me sleeping.0
No wifi. Dun dun duuuuunnnnnn0
I opened the door to let my best friend Katy in the house, Katy died 5 years ago.0
I hate to tell you this, but your house was actually broken out of while your family slept, not into.0
So unsettling is the creeping feeling that someone or something unseen is watching and so blissfully naive to think that the cold, hungry eyes aren't actually there.1
There's a spider in your cereal.4
What Guys Said 13
"Donald Trump has won the presidential election!"7
"i'm pregnant", she said.
"gentlemen... welcome to dubai." (kudos to those who know what i'm talking about. It means you've seen and done some shit)
Why is it our instinct to constantly look over the shoulder and behind us despite being on the top of the food chain, what caused this trait to develop on a global scale, what horrors have himanity survived to permanently imprint that action so deep into our subcontiounsess and instincts?0
"All forces retreat!"1
"Failing to have a penis erection". THATS HORROR!0
When ur girlfriend say " have fun " 😂0
Dinner is overlooked.
Hillary Clinton is the President.0
The killer is behind you!0
A man was having fun, then, he heard his wife at the door.0
You were wearing yellow pijamas last night.1
"Hunny, I forgot to tell you that I got hepatitis from your brother".0
"I'm pregnant, and you're the father."0