Marry, Fuck, Kill. Game of Thrones edition?

Pick any 3 people from Game of Thrones you would marry, fuck, or kill.

Updates:
I'd marry Brienne
Fuck Melisandre
And kill the Mountain

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Most Helpful Girl

  • Fuck-Jaime
    Marry-Oberyn
    Kill-Jon Snow (because we all know he's coming back in some way)

    I would like to be besties with Tyrion and Dani.

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    • Oh fuck, I forgot about Khal fucking Drogo. OMFG I'm so confused, takesy backs

Most Helpful Guy

  • Marry. In all honesty I wouldn't marry any one of them. Cersei's a bit too old for me and she's selfish, arrogant. One Stark sister is too young, and now she's blind as well as obsessed with revenge. The other Stark girl is useless and doesn't do anything in the show. Every one else is either outright evil or corrupt.

    Fuck. In all honesty I would fuck Cersei. Just to put the bitch in her place.

    And I'd kill Ramsey. That creature is less humane than the devil.

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What Girls Said 4

  • Kill - Ramsay Bolton
    Fuck - Khal Drogo
    Marry - Jon Snow

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  • Fuck Podrick Paine
    Marry Jon Snow
    Kill Gregor Clegane

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  • Marry Stannis the Mannis
    Fuck Ramsay
    Kill Hodor

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  • Currently alive or deceased count (like before they passed)? Eh, I'll do it with the season 1+ characters:

    Marry: Jon Snow
    Fuck: Khal Drogo
    Kill: Joffrey

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What Guys Said 7

  • that's not how that works. you need to give us 3 choices, but i'm game... of thrones ;)

    marry- 1 of my celebrity crushes, nathalie emmanuel (missandei)
    fuck- khaleesi (duh)
    kill- who the hell do you think?

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  • Marry the blond Queen and make her bow to me enough said

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  • Marry - Arya Stark
    Fuck - Melisande
    Kill - Melisande

    (Fuck then kill. Am not into necrophilia.)

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  • Marry Daenerys
    Fuck Margaery
    Kill Cersei

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  • Marry Khaleesi
    Fuck Ygritte
    Kill Olly
    Am I doing this right?

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  • Marry Daenerys Targaryen
    Fuck Margaery Tyrell
    Kill Ramsay Bolton

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  • I'd marry Margaery
    Fuck Daenerys
    Kill Cersei

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