How would you kill a spider?

  • With bug spray
    6% (2)12% (4)9% (6)Vote
  • With a long stick
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  • With my hand
    9% (3)12% (4)10% (7)Vote
  • Step on it with my shoes on
    37% (13)35% (12)36% (25)Vote
  • THROW THINGS AT IT
    14% (5)6% (2)10% (7)Vote
  • Other
    34% (12)35% (12)35% (24)Vote
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Most Helpful Girl

  • Put it in a container and take it outside

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    • what about jumping/leaping spiders

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    • hahaaa! you sound so fucking funny. i stared one of those right in the face one time, i could actually count its eyes, it had like 8. it was looking right back at me d00d. and then i went away and came back real quick, motherfucker was gone.

    • @BertMacklinFBI what! His like almost my pet jumping spidey 😬 He likes the flowers! I'm not surprised 😍 Lolol
      Lmfao, yes pringroll, spiders have 8 eyes and you probably scared it to death and it ran away, because some ding dong was staring him 😂

Most Helpful Guy

What Girls Said 20

  • I usually smash it with a shoe. After I'm done freaking out.

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  • Depending on how big the spider is and what type, I will normally stare that bad boy down and watch its every move. I will either step on it or throw things at it. Haha.

    Now, if that thing gets on me, I am screaming like a banshee. Haha. If I need someone's assistance, I will try to trap it in a bowl or a cup. Oh, man. You should see me with a broom. Lol

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  • THROW THINGS AT IT! hahahah! yell for a guy to do it! hahah! Or my aunt or stepdad. They tough with killing bugs!

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  • I NEVER kill spiders. I scream if i see one, but i capture it and put it outside.

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  • I don't kill spiders unless they're running around my ceiling or walls. And then I just take a shoe or tissue to them.

    But if they remain pretty inactive I leave em be.

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  • I wouldn't. I'd be running for the hills!

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  • Step on it with my shoes on.
    Unless it's big, ugly one such as a Tarantula then I'll probably get out and wait for it to leave.

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  • Step on or with a tissue and my hand.

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  • If it's on the ground I step on it. If it's higher I usually windex it to death.

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  • I never do, if I see one then I try to put it outside unless its a very dangerous one, if that's the case then id probably do it with a shoe

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  • I'd let it go, unless it will cause some harm, then I'll step on it or throw a shoe at it if on a high place.

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  • With a shoe or tissue

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  • yuck :p
    I d call my dad or a friend to kill it for me ^^
    not my thing xD

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  • I either use toilet paper then flush it down, get someone else to deal with it, or kill it with a textbook.

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  • I've never really killed a spider on purpose... I even used to play with them when I was little.

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  • I don't kill them. I actually like spiders :P

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  • It will depend on my mood,... I know more than 150 ways to kill one, but I won't list them.

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  • I don't kill spiders.

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    • What if it tried to kill you? Also what if you were about to die?

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    • @Jon_Gre_g I don't live in a place with dangerous spiders, therefore I don't kill them.

    • Yeah I thought so. Come to Nigeria and you'll understand.

  • Stomp on it.

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  • Kill it? No, I'm going to run away when I see one.

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What Guys Said 29

  • I do the same as @AzureGirl, I smash them with a shoe. I usually use a type of Swedish wooden slippers ("tofflor") that has an extra hard sole.

    www.torpatoffeln.se/.../1382102-puwood.jpg

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  • i pull out my trained spider to take it out on a date and dumps its ass in the next house.

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  • I'd either step on it, squish it with my fingers or suck it into my mouth and swallow it. Duh!

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  • WITH FIRE!!!

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  • A shoe, fire, maybe a sword I once killed a spider with a combat knife lol, really whatever is around me at the the time lol.

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  • I know that @Littlett25 would use her hands since she loves spiders, wouldn't you? xD

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  • Catch it.
    Put it in the freezer for 1-2 minutes.
    Take it out.
    Poke it as it moves in slow motion. Put back in freezer as necessary.
    Feed to larger animal/plant.

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  • I usually grab a small piece of paper and use my hand.

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  • I try never to kill spiders - I try to catch it and put it outside.

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  • Minigun
    Chainsaw
    Missile Launcher
    High Explosive Grenade
    Flame Thrower
    Atomic Bomb

    Either are acceptable answers.

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  • I hold two of its legs with both hands , and pull in the opposite direction.

    I know that's horrible, but I am like Satan :|

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  • I prefer to pick him up and put him outside. Spiders are not evil of anything and get a bad wrap.

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  • Adopt a cat.

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  • most common spider i saw around here is huntsman spiders , they are not dangerous so i just let em..
    if i met spider like brazilian wandering , i will surely run away , ; p

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  • YOU RUN FOR TOUR LIFE

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  • Burn the house down

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  • I leave them alone unless their near my bed, I prolly get some paper that's not important anymore and squash it.

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  • i step on it

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  • Glade and a lighter

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  • I'll put it in a jar then give it to Spiderman 😂 !

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  • I always capture them and release them out the window.

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  • I wouldn't, I Love spiders!

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  • I wouldn't

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  • With a newspaper of course. Also with reluctance.

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  • Spiders don't bother me-- I don't kill them.

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  • i don't. i do my best not to kill them, just shephard them outside.

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  • I'd eat the spider, then look for it's eggs and fatten their babies and eat them as well.
    Also save one to make a spider farm and eat all their babies!

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  • Call in a WOLVERINE... or a BAT... or a ROBIN or a CAT... lol... do you see what I am doing here ;)?

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  • I just stomp it wid ma foot then throw it on ma trashcan... I don't panic...

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