I'll start with a few just to get you in the mood:
"Just because she likes the same bizarro crap you do, that doesn't make her your soul mate Tom"
"I don't know. I just feel like I should stop thinking about it, you know? but I can't... Maybe I've seen too many movies you know? Love at first sight?"
"King Kong ain't got shit on me"
"I'll have what she's having"
"We were on a break" :P
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A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... a marriage?