I have one. Yo momma so fat when she gets in the car the tires automatically go flat. :D
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Yo momma so ugly that when One Direction saw her, they went the other direction!2
Yo mama's so stupid that if you say it's chilly outside, she'll run out there with a bowl. (Heard it on a movie awhile back and can't remember the name, feel free to comment it if you know the movie)
Yo mama so fat, i ran around her twice and got lost.
WHOA, I literally just posted one a couple minutes ago, haha!
But don't worry, I've got more!
Yo mama's SO stupid... she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday!
Your momma is so stupid when she went to fill out a job application, she put down 'Gemini' on the part where it says 'sign here.'
You ain't half the man yo momma was!
You suck, your mom does too but she charges
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
your mom is so fat that other fat moms circle in their orbit
Yo momma so... delicious... oh lord.
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