Me, I found out a local politician had gotten away with murder, I shoot him in an alley.
I then flee to belize
there's A WARRANT OUT FOR YOUR ARREST WHY DID YOU DO IT AND WHERE ARE YOU GONNA FLEE
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After snorting an 8 ball, I got in a high speed chase with police officers, culminating with me driving my car up a pole and fleeing on foot. Slipping through the perimeter and holing up in a small French bakery, where I hold the foreign owner captive with my gangster boyfriend's Smith snd Wesson revolver1
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Anyways, if I was gonna commit a crime, id make sure not to get caught. But if I did fuck up, id immediately go to the bank, cash out all the money in my accounts before they get frozen and so the government can't track my withdrawals and deposits and find me and I'd either go off the grid or, if possible, move to somewhere in Southern and/or Western Europe.2