If you wanted to piss off Donald Trump, what would you do?

  • Steal all his money
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  • Steal his wife
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  • Steal his wife and his money
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  • I would never piss him off
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You can pick money, but what would also do on top of that?

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Most Helpful Girl

  • I'm Hispanic and a girl so... just breathing is enough.
    Stand in front of him
    Date his daughter (if she was into girls)
    Cuss him out in Spanish
    Chop off his ugly hair
    Eat tacos
    Put salsa in his eyes

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Most Helpful Guy

  • Steal his wife. And his money. And then tie him up to a torture chamber, let him thirst with a cup full of his blood within his reach on the side table next to him. And then I would waterboard him in 10 minute intervals, when he screams I'll have someone cut off a toe. And then I would rip his balls off and suffocate him with them.
    And have muslim and mexican mariachi music playing in the background really loud unrelentlessly

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What Girls Said 20

  • I'm Muslim, I'll just need to show up in front of him I guess. =P

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    • You don't strike me as a rape-fugee type. Like the troublemakers with the Brotherhood that murder boys in Sweden if they protect girls from gang-rape in grade schools.

      Since you seem more self-controlled than that, Trump might give you some benefit of the doubt. He has a big mouth, yes. But I suspect he might be slightly more discerning in his actions than he lets on with his words.

      As for the snakes in power in Dearborn who don't even flinch when ISIS flags are waved and local evangelicals are stoned by Muslim foreigners in public? If Trump tries them for treason, I would be perfectly fine looking the other way. Way I see it, if Dearborn wants to implode, let it. I live in Lansing, and we've got plenty of our own problems.

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    • @ObscuredBeyond Oh lansing, lansings nice, do you mean east lansing

    • @Waffles731 Grand Ledge, to be a little more specific.

  • shave his ugly ass head. and his eyebrows.

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  • Burn that animal on his head he calls hair. And get Heidi Klum to side with me on this. Then run for president.

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  • I can just tell him I'm a poor, bisexual, non-christian woman.

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  • Allege impotence. It would drive him insane. Call him "Limpy Donald."

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  • wear a niqab and be around him probably lmaoo

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  • I'm a woman I just have to stand in front of him.

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  • Invite Mexicans to his office

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  • Lmao X'D

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  • Steal his money, his wife and make fun of his tiny hands.

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  • Follow him every where he goes and throw tomatoes at him.

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  • Well if I stole his money, the wife would also just come running behind

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  • Well, I'm a Mexican 😂

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    • Your former presidente is saying some pretty crazy things too. I'm tellin' ya... it's like someone out there WANTS WWIII, even if the rest of us don't.

  • I would never piss him off... He could be a reptilian.

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  • Have a real Mexican party at the top of his tower.

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  • I don't want his wife

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  • Tweet interesting quotes at him from the world's worst villains and see how many he retweets.

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  • Yell political slogans in Arabic at the top of my voice 😊

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  • I'd call him an incestous bastard with nothing but cotton between his ears.

    Seriously, he said he wants to date his own daughter because she's so hot.

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  • Be any race other than white. Or a female.

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    • I'm Native American and Polish, so sadly I'm pale as fuck but if I got a tan it'd be obvious I'm not all white.

What Guys Said 32

  • Kill everyone he loves
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    Just kidding, I'd probably walk really close behind him, so my shoes touch his as he walks, for like 20 minutes or something.

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  • I'd hire a Mariachi band to play at his birthday party.

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  • While I don't plan to vote for him, I really don't feel that much of a personal vendetta against him either. I did work somewhere that did contract with with the DOS back when Hillary ran things, and my life there was hell, partially due to her policies. So I do have something personal against Hillary.

    However, I found out a few hours ago the easiest way to tick off a Bernie supporter: say you'll vote for Darrell Castle. Watch them come unglued.

    I actually found myself having to explain how the Federal Reserve works, and why the South hated Lincoln for reasons that had nothing to do with slavery at all. The more I educated, the more unhinged the Bernie guys at work became.

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  • Take a shit in his shoes.

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  • Legalize all Mexicans and increase trade with China, whom he loves.

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  • be hispanic :D

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  • I would say "ohhh ohhhh look at me, look at me my man, I entered the US illegally and the government provides me with everything I need, come on Trump, what? What you gonna do? Come and bust my illegal ass."

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  • I would just throw children's gloves at him. Because he really seems to have a problem with his small hands.

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  • Well I'm mexican so I'd just show up. Then when he tries to deport me I'll laugh because I was born in america so I'm here to stay

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  • Fix his hair.

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  • Torch is head on live TV so everyone can see him bald.
    http://i.imgur.com/FpcN8fN.gif

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  • He's had 3 wives and cheated on all of them. I think he'd be happy you stole his wife so he could buy a younger one.

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  • Question his past success. That dude would lose his mind. Lol.

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  • I wouldn't want to get on his bad side :0

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  • I'd steal his money
    I'd steal his wife
    I'd bang all his daughters
    I'd legalize all illegals
    I'd donate to abortion clinics
    I'd hire a gay man to rape him
    Oh boy! The list of shit Id do

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  • Poop in his bed

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  • Steal his money and give it to sanders

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  • I am Hispanic. So breath

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  • Speak in Spanish.

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  • Nail his daughter

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    • He said that if she wasn't his daughter, he would've nailed her. He supports incest lmao

  • I'd pull off his hairpiece.

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  • Lol at the options

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  • Doesn't take much to piss him off does it?

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  • Punch him in the balls and spit in his face I hate that racist old fart

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  • Steal his wife and money, lolol. Take everything!

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  • If you took his wife he could find another in days. I would have to say all his money, as without it he is a nobody.

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  • Weeeell I stood in line 90 minutes to vote for him so I'm just happy he got the nomination.

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  • Buy him a toupee.

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  • I don't care bout his wife I just want his money, actually what I would really do is put a bunch of Hispanics in his yard.

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  • Do any of these and you go on my list of enemies.

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