I'm jealous of my 16 years old brother. What should I do?
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Pee on your step mom and dad to mark your territory and make him sing to some loud metal music songs that way his voice will get hoarse and he can't sing that way you'll have the better voice
Most Helpful Guy
Take the biggest, dankest shit of your life and hide it in a bowl under his bed his bed... The funniest and/or saddest part is that I've seen this first hand before 😂
What Girls Said 11
Jealous implies he has something you want. So, maybe take what you want? lmao I don't know.
Take your pants off and wipe your ass on his pillow. But don't tell him you did it. Just stay silently knowing he's sleeping where your bare butt has been.
Lemme guess, your parents spoil him more? Lmao advantages of being the last child haha.
scare him so bad he loses his voice. Then you can sing better than him. LOL
Fart on his pillows. Then place a house pet on it and claim it peed. Ask him to smell it and then tie a rope around his head and the pillows. Then play k-pop for 6 hours strait and tie him to a chair. Complete torture.
why are you jealous of her?
Choke him and one day he will erupt like a volcano and kill you lol
only funny questions deserve funny answers.
Well why are you jealous?
Nothing, grow up and get over it.
What Guys Said 6
Write up a very complicated list of things he has to follow for getting something stupid. Like toilet paper at the store or something lol and stress to him that this is so important his life depends on it lol
Other: You should let me adopt him
Play with legos with him, and don't help him clean up afterwards.
Pee on him to show dominance
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