Pizza eating contest in 2 hours, how do I prepare to win?



  • Get high before
    50% (12)36% (8)43% (20)Vote
  • Take a big fat greasy log
    0% (0)14% (3)7% (3)Vote
  • Chunder before (did once already)
    8% (2)9% (2)9% (4)Vote
  • Other
    42% (10)41% (9)41% (19)Vote
And you are? I'm a GirlI'm a Guy

1|0
8|16

Most Helpful Girl

  • Make sure you have a good amount of water around to fit in more food in your stomach when you're starting to feel full, also water will serve as a lubricant for your throat.

    Make sure you're breathing calmly and not stressing it, think of it like a work out session. 😂

    Eating while standing up is actually a better way to get more space in your stomach.

    Oh and chew away like a goddamn chipmunk.
    media.giphy.com/media/ct1QrPXPkSEgg/giphy.gif
    Update on how it went :D :D

    2|2
    0|0
    • 2mo

      I reckon I ate too much beforehand... tried to stretch my stomach out.

      Oh believe me I chewed and drank like hell to the point where water tasted revolting haha! At the end I had so much in my mouth it was like a thick paste solidifying I could just not swallow it xD

      What beat me the most was my nerves... but nerves of extreme excitement :p

      We lost

    • 2mo

      Aw no :( at least you tried ahah I wanted to see ittt :(((
      I could never do food contest 😂 I eat like a little bird 😂😂😂

    • 2mo

      First eating contest, was fun and had a good meal out of it. Totally worth ^^
      Hahaha you would not last then ;)

Most Helpful Guy

What Girls Said 7

  • Roll a joint dude. That'll increase your appetite like anything.
    media3.giphy.com/media/sGpHE1wS1PFWo/200_d.gif

    2|2
    0|0
  • Really?

    1|1
    0|0
    • 2mo

      in 1 1/2 hours

    • Show All
    • 2mo

      Neat, I like Adam Richman too, I think the network fired him!

    • 2mo

      He was good!

  • Take me with you, and I will eat all the pizza for you. 😜
    Jk
    Are you serious going to go for that? 😅

    0|1
    0|0
    • 2mo

      20 inch pizzas! ;) think you could manage? :p
      Ofc I'm doing it! no pussy mode

    • Show All
    • 2mo

      It was just too much! We lost >:|

    • 2mo

      You lost? 😐
      That is just unbelievable. 🙈
      My advice was perfect. 🙉
      Well, at least you tried. How did it go, anyway? 😅

  • To be sure id say all of them... youd be absolutely certain youd win..😊😉

    0|1
    0|0
  • Ganjaaa😈😈fggt

    0|1
    0|0
  • I don't know Lol what is chunder?

    0|1
    0|0
  • Well you could get high because it causes munchies, but it also makes you wanna vomit sometimes (in my experience) so maybe just shit it all out beforehand? 😖

    0|1
    0|0

What Guys Said 15

  • eat salad (lettuce). it helps to expand your stomach

    0|1
    0|0
  • Eat. It expands your stomach and I believe that's what professional eats do. If you do it when your starved your stomach is smaller and will be filled faster and you'll loose lol

    0|1
    0|0
  • But you're not going to win. Why waste weed unless you smoke enough and forget about the contest until it's too late..

    0|1
    0|0
  • You kinda have to prepare in at least a weeks advance for that. But the best way is when you eat the food don't try and taste it and just gulp it down. When you're taste buds touch food its more likely to make you more full.

    0|1
    0|0
  • I would honestly smoke before, you'll definitely be more hungry bro unless you're so use to smokinhmg it has no effect on you lol.

    0|1
    0|0
  • Listen to music while doing it
    Starve yourself the day before
    Dont drink a lot of water

    0|1
    0|0
  • Remain hungry for 10 days. Your appetite to eat will increase.

    0|1
    0|0
  • just dont eat anything and dont drink anything

    0|1
    0|0
  • Surgically enhance your stomach to be bigger

    0|1
    0|0
  • Drink water and flush your system out

    0|1
    0|0
  • Wouldn't some small walk or running help you get some appetite? Get some fresh air. YOU CAN DO IT!

    0|1
    0|0
  • U keep playing Dota 2 bruh ;D

    0|1
    0|0
  • I hear that when you are high that you get the munchies so that would seem to be a good tactic.

    0|0
    0|0
  • Eat lots of lettuce to stretch out your stomach and drink lots of water. That combined with being high would help. Although 2 hours isn't a crazy amount of time either to prepare...

    0|1
    0|0
  • Don't eat anything and then hit the bong before it

    0|1
    0|0
Loading...