You hear a strange sound in your house and don't have your gun close to you, what would be the first thing you grab?

  • A bat
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  • A frying pan
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  • A knife
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  • I'm going to get my gun!
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  • My pocket knife, my combat knife, my sword, my bo staff, my rattan sticks, my bokkens, my training axe or my throwing knives. Or if I really needed to get my huge ass solid steel belt buckle put it on my belt and use it as a flail and just crack his or her skull open like a egg.

    Though in reality I don't need a weapon my martial arts would suffice just fine.

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Most Helpful Girl

  • Earlier this year, I thought I heard someone in my house because I heard voices, I was surprisingly calm. My dads gun cabinet is always unlocked and I was trying to make a plan of how I was going to sprint to his gun cabinet. I later realized my brother left his phone at the house and someone was leaving a voicemail on it. That's why I chose option D

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What Guys Said 31

  • I grab my blindfold and this happens...
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    Haha... no but really, tarkwondo/ xingyiquan has my fighting confidence on max settings lol. I don't need a weapon. 😌.

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  • I sleep naked so I will just charge down the stairs that will either frighten the life out of them or they will collapse laughing, it will give me an advantage.

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  • I have a Highland Broadsword next to my bed. At over 4 feet and 40 pounds of razor sharp steel, anything coming into my room uninvited and unprepared will be on tomorrow's menu.

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  • It would all depend on where you were in the house and what was readily available.

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  • A good clawhammer

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  • That was more likely to happen in my old house. In my shitty apartment... I'll have that gun in a moment.

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  • A machete for the intruder and thermite to get rid of the body.

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  • Never owned a gun

    If my dog didn't rip their leg off I would have no hesitation in 'accommodating' them. Boxed all my life and versed in combat

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  • My dog would give plenty of warning. I've got a knife next to my bed, and my guns aren't far away. Depends how the dog is acting I guess

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  • The intruder by the throat...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C3poU_0sK4

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  • Where am I in the house?

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  • I got no bat, and the frying pan is down stairs. I got a knife nearby tho!

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  • A "strange sound" is reason enough to get a weapon? Can somebody say "paranoid"?

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  • my sword. Very good in close quarters

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  • My penis

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  • None of the above. I have been a student of Shotokan karate for a long time. :-)

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  • don't have a gun anyway. just using the first thing which gets the job done

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  • E: GTFO

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  • nothing i just go check it out just like that.

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  • A knife.

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  • My iron bat which I am keeping in my car's trunk..

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  • My sand wedge. Heaviest, and sharpest of all golf clubs

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  • Thier neck...

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  • My dick

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  • Whatever I can find nearby to take out that person

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  • Combat knife. If it's a bump in the night, my gun will always be near enough, though.

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  • i dont even own a gun so i guess id have to use a bat or some shit

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  • My bitch

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  • I sleep with a knife right next to my bed. It's on a shelf like 1 inch away, so I would use that.

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  • My keys in between each finger is pretty handy to use against someone at close proximity and I always have them in my pocket

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What Girls Said 15

  • I picked a knife, I'm really not so strong (wrist problems...) so the others wouldn't be much use to me, can't put any power behind them!

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  • D.) My back up gun, because Fuck that shit

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  • A bat or a my new back massager which weights quite a ton.

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  • I think if we all had a gun, we'd just grab a gun...

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  • My fabric sheers.

    Don't underestimate a pair of scissors that come in a shealth.

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  • Hahaha... my dildo!

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  • Well since its illegal to have a gun, where I am and frying pan is downstairs. Probably a book though when I'm living alone I'm buying a baseball set.

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  • Definitely a steel baseball bat.

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  • If I'm in my bedroom the rock on my side table.

    If I'm downstairs one of my 3 swords lol.

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  • A knife or a pan.

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  • I'd wake my dad up and let him kill whatever it is.

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  • Bandit duhhhh!

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  • Hammer

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  • A knife. I have one right by my bed.

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  • Phone

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