ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?

[Waffles731]

I AM THE ULTIMATE BADASS!!!

I'm alright but I do need more badassery

I'm such a pansy I'm a poster-child for the modern french military

I'm a Space Pirate

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Lol I'm such a pansy I'm a poster-child for the modern french military.
The modern french military is badass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzacWeG3dTo

[Waffles731]

That's the foreign legion, y'know the one made up of foreigners

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Good point however they under-go relatively the same training as the Army; they are simply mercenaries.

[Tarvold]

Meh. Not my president.

[Waffles731]

Fine, ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRIME MINISTER?

[Tarvold]

Yeah. Probably. I like the guy we have now.

[Waffles731]

he does have a cool name

[vishna]

I am most definitely a space pirate, the captain of my ship, the queen of the control panel. Yes, I could rescue him, if the price was right.

[vishna]

thanks for mho

[BellePepper]

I'm pretty badass but if I was the only one who could save Donald trump and mike pence I'd be busy that day.

[Waffles731]

Obama is still the president right now though, so are you a bad enough dude/dudette to save him?

[BellePepper]

If my country needs an asthmatic with weird allergies I'm proud to serve XD

[yunali]

Ah, I so need an ultimate badass in my life! If you save the president boys, come talk to me. <3 <3

[Kolya]

I'd do it for Putin if needed and no one else, dont care too much about others

[Princeofanons]

Not really my problem, so not going to rescue any president any time soon

[sedrftvgyhujik]

A mix of space mercenary and "pansy".
Why should i put my self at risk for free?

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

I'm bad enough to try to rescue someone I deeply care about like My kid or wife. The president can try to save himself. Forget him.

[SwolDishWasher]

Lol why would i care? Whats he ever done for me. So yeah no thanks jeff.

[Anonymous]

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[BoySittingOnTheMoon]

I'd join with the ninjas instead.

[Anonymous]

Depends which president? The Muslim half white one that spent two terms destroying America and created ISIS or the one that will make America great again?

[Waffles731]

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[Opinion Owner]

Doesn't attend church but prays to mecca every day.

[VirginiaBeachBum]

It depends. Which president? :-)

[Nadzzz]

yeah i am my charm always wins ayy

[SvetlanaSavachenko]

Who would want to save nobama?

[Waffles731]

I'd save him,
Trump or pence I'd let them get murdered by ninjas

[SvetlanaSavachenko]

Not me he's been the worst president in my lifetime.

[Waffles731]

really, cause if reagan wasn't president, we wouldn't have the problems in the middle east...

[Wingedz]

Because I'm the ninja.

[SunnyCaliGirl]

I'm alright but I do need more badassery lol

[ASEXY]

Nope, I'm at maximum badness...

[SlightlyCrazy]

With enough ammo I got this 😎

[Nice_Guy_Last]

Space Pirate. Duh?

[Anonymous]

WOW there are some real losers on this site

[Waffles731]

What?