Dasteh shomah dard nakoneh for reading this.
1. When you were a kid, your friends would bring Lunchables while you brought Kabob.
2. There are so many Persian rugs in your parents house house, they are literally stacked on top of each other.
3. Yogurt is your idea of a refreshing drink.
4. You have at least 3 cups of tea a day
5. At Persian mehmooni's (parties), you’d tell the host that you don’t want anything until he begged you to take something and you finally agreed to have just a few, and they'd fill up your plate anyway.
6. You'd also spend a good portion of the mehmooni nodding your head because you don't know what a lot of the older people are saying to you.
7. It took your family 2 hours to leave a mehmooni because they had to say bye to everyone three times.
8. You jump over open fires in parking lots once a year for Norooz
9. Your relatives who were born in Iran always put an "Eh" in front of any noun that begins with an s such as "EhStarbucks".
10. Your parents told you that you have to be either a doctor, a lawyer, or an entrepreneur.
11. You own a BMW, a Mercedes, or a Tesla.
12. Your uncles all have Rolex watches.
13. The clothes that you wear to the grocery store or to class is the same clothes you wear to the club.
14. You're always late to events.
15. This looks normal to you.
16. There's a plant waterer in your bathroom.
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