Is it weird that I like to pretend I'm pregnant?

[Anonymous]

I'll stuff some clothes under my shirt and pretend I'm pregnant. Would any guy like to see a picture and tell me how realistic it looks?

[BellePepper]

That's a really good way to get to the top of a "Horrible People Who Lie" list. Seriously, you need to think about what exactly appeals to you about the situation and then address that issue in your life.

"Would any guy like to see a picture and tell me how realistic it looks?" Don't solicit people like this again please. It's against site rules.

[Asker]

So im horrible because i have baby fever and i am being responsible by not getting pregnant and satisfy my urges by pretending im pregnant. thank you for making me feel better. By the way i really hate my baby fever. I felt bad about it. You made me feel so much better.

[BellePepper]

Lying is bad. Lying to other people is even worse.

If you're this obsessed you need to talk with a professional because it is not healthy.

[Asker]

Who am i lying to? I acknowledge i pretend in my own spare time i'm pregnant. If i show other guys a picture they know i'm just pretending to satisfy my urges. Pretending and letting the other person know you're pretending is lying? Why are you attacking me for "lying"?

[Asker]

Right at least i'm still being responsible and not actually getting pregnant. Maybe i wasn't loved enough by my parents. I don't understand why you would call me a horrible person and call me a liar because i pretend im pregnant.

[BellePepper]

You're presenting yourself as something you are not. This is a lie.

[Asker]

I didn't clarify i dont lie to my family and tell them im pregnant. Its only once a month i pretend im pregnant and i dont involve anyone

[BellePepper]

^_o

Still really odd OP. You need to think about why you're this obessed with being pregnant to the point that you've ritualized the fantasy.

[bigboi22]

If you are pretending to be pregnant in public, that is serious deception, to be honest. I know girls that have said they are pregnant in order to fuck with the guy even though they are not. It is not right.

[Asker]

I guess i didn't clarify. I dont pretend im pregnant 24/7. Nor do i do it in front of other people. Only in my room like once a month.

[bigboi22]

ohh. well then, haha, not really. Do w. e you want in your room once a month :P.

[Lovelinefan]

It's weird, but I'm curious to see what you're talking about, I kinda doubt it's very realistic but I'll let you prove me wrong :-)

[Cateyes123]

Nope! Everyone likes to pretend sometimes. Sometimes when I'm alone in my room I like to lay on the floor and flop around pretending I'm a fishy. :)

[Ashely_Princess]

Yes, that's weird because people gonna think you're pregnant now but when you're really pregnant they're not gonna believe you

[jakeofalltrades]

that might be a red flag for some guys who don't want a kid

[apple24]

No not weird.

[apple24]

OH SHIT ! I didn't read this part ! "Would any guy like to see a picture and tell me how realistic it looks?
Hell NO! Whats wrong with you!"

[Asker]

Why can't i ask guys for opinions? I never got attention from guys. Why is everyone so mean?

[DamnCurtis]

Yes that is very weird.

[Asker]

I think guys get baby fever in their 30's. So thats why your opinion is like that. As a disclaimer - not every guy wants kids and that's perfectly okay too. This is just general observations.

[DamnCurtis]

Oh I want kids. D=

[Asker]

Oh okay. Okay i guess what i mean is, when a girl has baby fever it's way more intense than a guy. Well that's just my opinion.

[DamnCurtis]

Yeah for sure.

[Shay1994]

Yea sure, post a pic :D.