How Do You Greet Your Best Friend?

[pervertedjester]

Maybe you're like me and call them by name... followed by a well deserved but funny insulting nickname. Much like this one I use when talking to my buddy I've known since Junior High:

Still maybe you're better than I and use an endearing nickname or maybe you use the ever lazy basic name setup. Either way what do you call your Bestie when you're just hanging out together?

(*sigh* I could've had a lot more sex in my life if it wasn't for him but, at least I have someone to help me hide the bodies.)

[Tetroy]

I usually was the one being greeted! I was notorious in my school for being known as Tetroy. I founded a game studio funded by the school called T64 studios and our SECOND game was called Tetroy64 basically a knock off of my name which is Troy. My team wanted to name it after their great leader. Then the name just floated around by my team calling me it in public everywhere even though they were only a team of six and we had a few game testers that called me that too.

Sure enough the name went schoolwide and now in public I am always called out anywhere I go and I hear Hey look it's Tetroy! I'd respond back with a head nod lol

[gapminder]

Usually "asshole" , "dick head" or "shit brick".
And I either pinch his ass, or give him a sack tap.

[redeyemindtricks]

So yr longtime best friend calls you cockblock... and mine calls me slutface. 😂😂 WE ARE SUCH WINNERS.

Srsly though, she calls me that in the best possible way -- nothing but adoration and amity there.

I usually stick to the usual babe, babes, girly, girlfriend, dude (yes, "dude" for a woman), etc. in return.

[redeyemindtricks]

"Slutface" is the domain of my one bestest bff -- who addresses everyone and everything else in the world in equally colorful language.
LOTS of my longtime friends, though -- and all 4 of my brothers -- call me "Shorty" (I'm about 6'2").

[pervertedjester]

No he calls me something else. I call him Cockblock.

[redeyemindtricks]

Lol sry, read that one too fast. 😂😂 What does he call you?
(or does he just address you in boring ways, like I do with the friend who calls me slutface)

[pervertedjester]

Lately he's been saying "Hey, Fuckface!" But he usually reverts back to a non-pc word that we grew up saying. (A word that means one who is a gay male.) He just uses that word with me because I got all the ladies back in the day. Once he realized that that's when he earned the nickname Cockblock. Lol

[redeyemindtricks]

Ahah that's funny

[redeyemindtricks]

Tx for the MHLuv <3

[pervertedjester]

"Slutface" was what MHO was invented for lol. It also reminded me of my Sisters growing up. Nowadays they just stick to "Whore" and "Hooker" when addressing each other.

[redeyemindtricks]

hahah <3
I mean, if we're being honest with ourselves here, the nickname wasn't far off the mark, back in the day. I've always been a TOTAL square with most human vices -- I've never even been tipsy, let alone drunk, and I've never tried any drugs other than the ones that enhance cognitive abilities -- but, my chosen sphere of "acting out" was the sexual one.

Started out as something I'd do during manic phases (I was VERY severely manic-depressive... "bipolar 1" in today's nomenclature), but, my experiences were so good overall that I turned into "slutface".
Back in the day, my husband pretty much fucked his way through the world's catalog of women forward and backward a few times, so, he's not at all put off by the nickname or its history. I have some friends who probably *would* be more judgy, but, they have no idea that the nickname is anything more than random randomness.

Perhaps most interestingly of all, "slutface" might even be a real thing... LOL
If you look at this research

[redeyemindtricks]

paper, they basically found that people can actually *predict* FROM FACES whether women will have greater or lesser "sociosexuality" -- where sociosexuality is, basically, sluttiness (= the ability to have sex without emotional attachment, pretty much).
The summary on the page is a bit misleading -- especially the part where they used the word "attractive" -- and they're also leaving out the variable of ovulation in assessing the women's preferences in men (which is a HUGE mistake -- women's preferences during ovulation vs. the rest of the month are almost night and day, most of the time)... but you can download the full pdf and look at it, if you're interested:
www.researchgate.net/.../30054127_Facial_correlates_of_sociosexuality

[snowangle]

Most of them are compliments lol. "Hey gorgeous/pretty/beautiful/sunshine!" Or "hey woman" if I'm feeling sassy. With my best friend, I also call her "dear" or "Jenjen" (since her name is Jennifer lol).

[Luci92]

Usually with 'what's this bitch doing here?' or I say her name really sarcastically 'Hi ----' so it sounds like I don't want to see her. This is all followed by a bone crushing hug of course.

[redeyemindtricks]

ahah the "bone-crushing hug"

... the same one that we'd give our friends at age 12-13 after going a whole *two hours* without seeing each other? haha

[Luci92]

@redeyemindtricks the very same haha

[redeyemindtricks]

SWEET

Weirdly ("weirdly" because I'm not touchy-feely in the slightest, generally speaking) I am very much into the full frontal hugs. With guys and girls both -- I'm pretty exuberant. None'a this awkward one-arm side-hug shit for THIS girl.

I have this one (male) friend who's pretty short, and ofc I'm a thousand feet tall... so when I'm wearing heels, his face is pretty much right up in the girls.
I'm like "whatever" but he was SO EMBARRASSED the first time this happened... so, of course now I pretty much deliberately smash his face in there every time I see him 😂😂

--

Another "side effect" of my, uhm, marital relations is that pretty much any application of words like "bitch", "slut", etc. kinda gets me a *little* hot and bothered ahah. So, yr friend's greeting would probably inadvertently turn me on. Lol. Such problems I gots, in mah lahhhhhf <3

"Slutface" is safe from this effect. My husband has not managed to sex up THAT word, at least.
... Not yet, anyway. Who tf knows lmao

[Luci92]

@redeyemindtricks Ahaha I know, side hugs are piss weak! I am renowned amongst my friendship group for having awesome hugs supposedly aha. Inadvertently I tend to press my boobs into a lot of people as well because I'm hugging them so tight.
So pretty much all those words are off limits apart from 'slutface' (for now) unless I want an *excited* Aubrey on my hands, right? Lmao

[redeyemindtricks]

Eh. My mind is always doing the "A which reminds me of B which reminds me of C which reminds me of D" thing, anyway...

but yeah you have permission to call me slutface if I ever meet ya 😂😂

[Luci92]

@redeyemindtricks Hahaha if I ever do meet you, I will!

[redeyemindtricks]

Also remember I had basically no boobs at all until age 29, when I got mah wonders of modern science installed 😛 So it's *still* kinda like "Wheeee! I actually have these things now!" 😂😂

41 going on 12...

[Luci92]

@redeyemindtricks Ahahahaha a big kid at heart then :P

[redeyemindtricks]

Didn't have much of a childhood as an actual kid, so, def making up for that now...

[Luci92]

@redeyemindtricks fair enough

[Satanic666Deathslut]

Depending on which type of people that my friends are. But for the most part, my best buddies and I have our own unique greetings. We greet in a manner of by saying, "what's up bro" or "what's good, my dude!" Then we also use our own special high-fives and secret handshakes. For my female best friends, I greet them by saying, "What's up [insert female name]! It's fancy seeing you around." Then I just surprisingly pull them in for a hug.

I do not know why. I am just a man that enjoys having fun, making new friends, learning new things, getting wasted, helping others that truly need help, confidently being myself, and being kind and respectful to those deserve it. I never had a girlfriend nor any type of intimacy in my entire life. But at least I always have someone who I can drink with and help me to hide the bodies though. ;)

It never hurts to have some awesome friends. 😎😃😃💯

[SomeGuy37]

Best female friend? Smile, at first, then a little kiss, a hug, and a casual caress of her bottom!! :) It's a personal joke, and she isn't married!!
We are openly flirtatious, and there are a lot of suggestive comments. A few times we have been together, but only when we are both single.

[capturemyheartnow]

Very nice.

[SomeGuy37]

@capturemyheartnow I highly recommend getting one, like mine, if you can!!

[capturemyheartnow]

I don't know what's your kind. But I am pleased to know that you like yours.

[Waffles731]

Usually, when I text him I call him the name of a song protagonist that dies or in my favorite case, a Revenant, "Roland the headless thompson gunner you kill van owen yet?"
Sadly he ws busy and couldn't respond

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHWmxCoTV3Y

[Tenseven]

We both call each other insulting names but both know we are just kidding. Some examples:

Assface
Fag
Jerk face
Hey Bitch
dum dum
Dork

I'm sure there's more but can't think of them. I know... sooo immature. Oh well, what are BFFs for? 😉

[redeyemindtricks]

LOL <3
Is yr bestie a man or a woman?

[Tenseven]

@redeyemindtricks a girl! We are horrible humans to each other in this way but we sure do have fun!

[redeyemindtricks]

<3 <3

[Because-I-Have-Too]

My best friend doesn't even greet anymore :-) she just matches up to me with her arm outstretched and her nose in the air and demands tickles. Still love her even though biggest pain ever but she gets me.

[MidnightStar]

Well we all have nicknames and it sounds wrong calling them anything else, fun part is i'm the only one with multiple nicknames

[JoyGirl]

If it is a guy friend, I say sup dude, or just sup.
If it is a girl friend... ummm... I kinda say the same thing, and my girl friends say it back, so, yeah...😅

[FinnishBeautyGirl]

Well, usually like hey pony whatcha doin? (For my bff who loves horses) or just Hey Mata, Sellu and Sarkku for my friends

[Schrodingerscat]

Yo (insert shortened form of her last name)/bish/Summu

[capturemyheartnow]

I say , Oh! My dear , you look awesome today. What's up on your mind. Look like you are here to impress me. i like it.

[Cherokeehp]

My male best friend: What's going on little bitch
My female friend: *makes a weird ass noise

[MaLifeBeLikeOooAaah]

Grab em by the ball sack. Jks. Nothing really just a tap on the side of the arm

[capturemyheartnow]

You are really a funny guy comparing balls to sacks. Good joke.

[TonyRyanAgain]

You too? Oh, jks, I knew that...

>.>
<.<

[capturemyheartnow]

@TonyRyanAgain Thanks.

[ElissaDido]

ROFL😂

[capturemyheartnow]

@ElissaDido I don't believe in rolling on the floor laughing. i have better things to do.

[WhiteSteve]

"Hey, how's your father?"
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😂😂😂😂😂

[Phoenix98]

A hello or a handshake or a hug if they're realy good friends.

[Autumn-Bunny]

I run to him, hug him and if he's not wearing makeup I kiss him on the cheek Lol I call him honey or my whore.

[WhiteSteve]

Usually one of these...
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[LaurenGrace]

Always give her a hug and a kiss & she picks me up a little and kindof swings me side to side.. i dunno its just always been our thing :)

[Alex88F]

high five and hug. and some stupid animal moans and grunts XD

[Jan1ssary_]

I headlock him from behind and keep him like 5 mins ;D

[SlightlyCrazy]

Guy friends: sup (dude, man, bud etc)
Female friends: sup (dude, hon, sweetheart, love)

[Gurlwithquestions]

I just say hi and hug