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Ever come across your mom's sex toy stash?

This kid did.



I could not stop laughing. Neither could the dad.

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Most Helpful Guys

  • When I was 17 I helped my dad move, and while pulling the drawers out of a small dresser, out flopped my dad's girlfriend's 3 foot long, jelly double dildo.
    4 old plastic garbage bags used as improvised gloves, i picked it up, and put it back. I don't even wanna know how it was used.

    When I was 19 I was hanging out with a friend (26), and his brother (23) just lets out this blood curdling scream, and my friend goes running to him. Dude is standing there, in his parents room, white as a sheet, holding his mom's vibrator, tight in his hand, but his hand is held out as far as possible.
    The best part was when he tried to confront her later. She just looks at him in front of all of us, and says "you're an adult. aren't you a little old to get so terrified over the fact mommy orgasms too?"

    I was fucking dying laughing.

  • Wobbly sausage the kid says lol.

Most Helpful Girls

  • No, because my mother doesn't have one. I know most of what is in her room and where it can be found (I'm not a snoop - I'm just familiar with the contents of the drawers that she hasn't changed in YEARS). She seems to have a low sex drive, because I don't hear her do it often.

    • I wouldn't count on that... but ok...

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    • I don't. It's just what I currently believe.

    • Buy her a sex toy

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  • Oh my god!!! That is effing hilarious.
    Thank god I haven't seen anything my mom had/has. You can't unsee that shit.
    Anyone else wondering though in about 7 years if that kid is going to realize what that actually was? Hope they start saving now for that kids therapy.

  • My kids have found some of ours. I just told them it was for work lol. I found my parents as a kid, didn't know what it was. Figured it out years later lol.

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    • How old are your kids? what did they find? Should have told them the truth that its for sex

    • @OpenMindedFreak at the time my daughter was 5ish, my son was 4 when he found one. My daughter just found some restraints, my son found some weighted clover clamps. While I do believe that if they are old enough to ask, they are old enough to know, I didn't feel it was appropriate to go into a the gear before they even knew about sex lol. If they already knew what sex was, I might have considered that, but since they didn't I just didn't think it was appropriate.

  • I found a vibrator of my mom's once.

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    • It was not funny at the time! xD

    • Haha I Know. Happened to me too. LOL

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  • yeeeees

    • What did you do?

  • Not my mons, but while staying over at a friends house in a guest room, when I was younger, I found her moms toys. Could never look at her mom the same way, after that. I was only 11 or 12 and it blew my mind, at the time. Never mentioned it to my friend.

  • No, my mom's a prude and thinks masturbation is gross.

    I keep telling her to try it but she's so uppity.

  • I did and mom bought me my own toy stash too. She knew I inherited the nymphomaniac gene that runs rampant with the women on her side of the family.

    • Did you use your moms sex toy when you found it? How big was her sex toy? How did your mom know that we are a nympho just like her and all the females on her side of the family

  • Poor husband has major competition 😂

  • jeepers I've got a whole draw full. with a few toys the raise the eyebrows of my gfs.. so kinding hoping my girl doest stumble across them last thing i want is to cime in from hanging the washing.. and there she is swinging a large rubber hand or cock around..

    • Lol which ones raise your gfs eyebrows? What do you have?

    • probably my rubber hand or my thick afro American real feel 9inch cock... or perhaps even my kong xl

    • Lol you've a pro stash! Can you actually get in the 9 incher?

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  • Nope and I hope I never come across it.

    • Have you looked for it?

    • @OpenMindedFreak I have not and I'm not going to start.

  • Found the sex toys, found the Polaroid photos of the sex, found pretty much everything except them actually shagging right there in front of me. I think the images were burned into the inside of my eyelids for the following few weeks, I couldn't close my eyes without seeing it 😔😔 Plus, it made meeting their eyes and making conversation without just screaming a lot more difficult 😂

    • What did you do when you found your parents 6 toys and they're naughty pictures of them having sex?

    • @OpenMindedFreak I put them back and pretended it never happened, as I expect most others would have done?

  • Thankfully, no. But as I have heard my little brother once found a condom and thought it was a candy wrapper. I had the privilege of coming home and catch them having sex on my god damn bed...

  • Not only have my kids found my
    Sex toys.. but a picture of me ended up in 'the cloud' and popped up on all apple devices in the house including their boyfriends phones and the tv in its dormant photo screen saving phase 😶🔫

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    • How did you feel?

    • What kind of sex toys did they find? What were you doing in the picture that everyone seen?

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  • I did once. Put it back and never spoke of it again...

    • LOL fair enough

    • 😬 ha ha

  • Thankfully I haven't, though I found my aunt's once, it was just a vibrator that was under the cabinet in her bathroom. I didn't want to say anything so I just left the bathroom and pretended I never even went in there.

  • Good god NO. I'm so happy I haven't. Lol

  • I found my parent's stash of both toys and pictures. No amount of bleach can ever clean that sight out of my eyes. :-(

  • no id kill myself

  • i can't stop laughing

  • No my mom is too holy, she doesn't even watch TV let alone masturbate looool

    • Teach her

    • @OpenMindedFreak 😳Wtf no

  • that would be funny then same time forget how I saw them lol

  • When I read the title I though oh shit I hope this didn't happen to Cheergirl. But this is hilarious 😂😂

  • Both of my parents are repressed catholics, so no

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