Imagine having ten babies at once.
That's just how you made him feel.
I was in a pen once next to my 240LB Canadian Tundra wolf (Where I get my name). I am 6'1", and when he stands on his hind legs, he can put his front paws on my shoulders and we are eye to eye. He was massive.
One day I was in the pen with him, chilling, when he just started up and howling.
When a wolf howls, the ground literally vibrates. You can hear their howls three miles away.
But I was right next to him.
Guess what my first reaction was. To sock him in the face. I didn't, or I wouldn't be typing to you, now.
I would have lost that fight. He outweighs me by forty pounds, he is as fast as a cat, and has enough jaw strength to completely bit through the thickest part of my leg, bone and all.
So when you jokingly punched him in the nuts, even if it just *tapped* his sack, you hurt him. Bad. And his first reaction was violent. Mine would be. He forgot who you were, for a moment, and reacted in a blind rage. Guys can do that when you injure them.
You need to apologize to him. Don't bring up your boob and vag. Just don't. Take it as punishment and never mention it again, or you'll just piss him off. Humbly tell him you are sorry, and that it'll never happen again. Give him a hug. Keep saying sorry until things go back to normal.
And don't ever joke about it, again. Ever.
A joking punch is nothing like child birth. But a guys nuts, as many girls will tell you, are incomparibly more sensitive than boobs or vigina. but a really hard hit to the nuts can hurt much worse than natural child birth. Women biologically cannot feel enough pain during child birth to die from the sheer pain, but there are documented cases of women abusing there husbands nuts have caused them so much pain that they have gone into shock and died. Now, this is wors case for but shots because the weren't holding back, but it hurts significantly wonder than natural child birth when you get kicked there all-out. But if your not injured the pain only last for 5 minutes or so compared to an average of 8 hours of natural child birth. The woman who killed there husbands dud it again and again and again.
if you're gonna pose as a woman who we're supposed to believe does stupid shit like this-you're gonna have to go younger than 30.
You don't "jokingly" hit a guy in the balls. But if you can dish it out then you should be able to take it. Yes you were wrong.
REALLY? REALLY? You had it coming just apologize and both of you get over it
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No. That's not wrong. A joke is a joke is a joke. Guys jokingly kick each others' balls. Why can't a FRIEND jokingly kick balls, even if it is a female?
Don't make a habit out of it. I guess.
To be honest, I'm more interested in what girls think about it. I even made a blog about it, (whydogirlskickguys.blogspot.com). *Shrug* maybe we'll never know
Never and I repeat never hit a guy in groin it is the most painful thing in the world to feel getting kicked in the groin is what child birth is for women and yes it is that painful I have shed tears from getting kicked there and had to lay on the ground in horrible pain for 10 minutes. Do not it ever do not joke about it ever gain ball attacks are no joke he had every right to get you back. apologies immediately.
Nah, not a big deal that u hit the dude's nuts, but I have to admit I kicked a girl in the vag one time when she kicked my nuts. Didn't mean too, it was just a natural reflex. So just be careful when u play with our nuts.
Wrong or not, the title deserves a 5 star like Kambo Tricky said.
This is why you always keep your hands to yourself, even as a joke.
Yes. You were wrong. Ball attacks are never a joke. You need to do some serious apologizing because to me, what you did is possibly grounds to end the friendship.
It hurts a lot when you punch a guy in the balls. He probably wanted you to know how badly you had hurt him. Don't do it again and apologize.
Never hit a guy in the balls. Have you ever been hit in a place where you can't stand for minutes? Guys don't even hit other guys down there when they're fighting.
And it probably still didn't equal the same thing. Good for him. Guys need to recondition women, so they don't go around thinking they have carte blanche.
thats so wrong...who would want to continue to be friends with a girl like that, that's no joke, what's wrong with you?
Dude masquerades as woman - keeps ball busting fetish questions alive.
A 5 star question right here.
Kambo_trick3y is right.
you cannot be serious
You were wrong. You should apologize.
did you really think he wouldn't hit back?
Serves you right
Good for him
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