I'm a woman, yes. I know plenty of women and I'm writing this my take from experience, as in I've seen everything that I'm writing about.
Hear me out:
Most women are fake. And I feel terrible for men because women can be sooo deceiving.
1. Women wear loads of make-up nowadays.
Like tons. To the point where they look completely different..there's just so many techniques nowadays, it's ridiculous. Sure, they do it for themselves and guys shouldn't be so shallow, but in my opinion, this is just unfair because everyone knows and agrees that physical attraction IS IMPORTANT in any and every relationship. If you disagree, you're full of crap.
Imagine being deceived like this by men- signing up for a Philly cheesesteak and ending up with turkey.
I mean make-up should ENHANCE you, not transform you. I know girls who go all out everyday..
2. Women wear everything from push up bras to extra padded bras to tummy shapers...you name it.
Okay, it's obvious if a girl has naturally large boobs, but for men who prefer medium sized/perky/etc, I feel bad for you because look...there are bras that literally add two-three cup sizes to your bust...uh, I thought I I ordered cheese fries..not onion rings.
And let's not forget the magic of make up, even on boobs..
3. The infamous ass pads:
Bro...her ass though, you should see it..
It's le natural..right.?
4. The extensions:
Man, she has beautiful, full hair.. Exactly what you fell in love with, right? Wrong. Only when you go home to realize that she's taking her extensions out, piece by piece..
Yikes. "It's okay babe, you're beautiful on the inside."
Like imagine your dude wearing a fake beard and ripping it off before bed. Pretty.
Ladies and gents, the list can go on, but I'm tired and you probably get my point.
Women are deceiving. I feel bad for men...next time you see a nice ass/rack, think twice and think hard.