I would vote for Whitey Tighty were it not for the impracticality of white undergarments. The wearing of white underwear requires the purchase of several pair, and the incessant washing of same, to avoid detection of embarassing skid marks, and other assorted discharges. Black underwear allows that we purchase only one pair per year, and makes washing them all but unnecessary. What happens in black underwear, stays in black underwear! Free at last!