Women like jerks. How can I try to be one without going overboard and looking like a psycho? I already let doors hit women in the face, and I cut them off and make sure I am first. If a woman is having a bad hair day, I let them know that it sucks. What else can I do?
I'm 20 years old and never had a girlfriend!
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Here are a few helpful tips on how to be a Charming Jerk.
-Never let her think she's the only girl that has your attention. She lives in a wold of 3.3 billion other girls.
-Don't just go around doing "favors". You're going to need SOMETHING out of the deal.
-Don't just hand out compliments to her. She must work for them like a neglected daughter fighting for the acceptance and attention of her negligent father.
-Don't be afraid to jab at her self-confidence here and there. A confident girl is a conceited girl. There's no way she can look good in ALL those dresses. SOME of them make her look fat, whether you feel that way or not.
-Don't cancel your plans for her. That makes no sense. Ask her if she's free another night. She can schedule around your schedule.
-If you're flirty with a girl that you're not yet dating, don't be afraid to periodically act all quiet and p*ssed off at her about something from time to time . Keeps them on their toes. girls love hot n' cold. Hell, Look at Edward Cullen.
-Doing something genuinely nice for them should come as a complete surprise, but only after they've done something in your favor. You don't want them thinking you're going around handing out favors, now do ya?
-Direct Answers are for nice guys. The best answer for a question is a question. Keeps your mysterious aura going. And the cool thing about most girls is that they can ask you a question. And you can answer them with the same question. And they will go off in detail answering your question and never realize that you never bothered answering their question. Women like to talk, which makes your job easy. Just listen. And give her a hard time when she tries to find things out about you. Talking in circles is key. Girls like to work to try and figure a guy out. It makes them feel accomplished. It's very validating if you're not just an open books.